Other funny 911 calls include the woman in the BK drive thru (I ordered a western double cheeseburger with no pickles and extra mustard and I got a western double cheeseburger with pickles and ketchup...etc.) and Dave Chappelle (oooh I just **** myself).
That's an old soundbyte and I'm pretty sure it's been posted here before. But it's funny nonetheless. That lady can't deal with a 12-year-old? Get out a belt and show that brat who's boss.