[Fun Stuff] What is your most useless talents?

I can toss a mean midget.

 

I can turn my ears insides out, pen tricks, post constantly on the BBS.

 

I can touch my left forearm with my left thumb. It requires the use of my right hand, and it grosses the hell out of some people, but I can do it. Can you????

 

(Looks at B4L's post count) Yeah, whatever. You can't even do that right.

I can be a mean individual.

 

My thumbs are double jointed and can do all kinds of crazy things. I also have TMJ and can "Snap" my jaw at various angles to sound like someone snapping their fingers or clapping... freaks people out.

 

I can blow air out my eye sockets.... beat that...

 

Hey, I was a lurker in college. My post number has gone up 6000% since I got a "real" job in June. NO ONE QUESTIONS MY TALENTS.

 

I can sing Purple Rain just like Prince. Even the end when he is screaming. I did it on a dare at a Karaoke bar 10 years ago and blew everyone's mind (including my own).

I can also imitate a gazoo.

 

I can...uh...tape all your buns together.

 

I am the greatest steering wheel drummer in the world. Seriously, I've had drummers in my truck with me who cannot believe how accurate I am. What a useless talent and it ain't good for the steering wheel either.

 

I'm awesome at NTN trivia.

 

I can do the voice from Soundwave on the Transformers.

 

I challenge you to a duel. Face me, or I call you a craven and miscreant knight, and will name you such to any gentleman I encounter.

 

I can do a mean Scooby-Do impression, ZOINX!

 

I've never lost at the game Monopoly (26-0) and I know the most useless triva about SNL.

 

Are you Fritz Becker?

 

I just want to let you know that I don't dislike you anymore.
But not surprised that you can imitate a Decepticon.


I can do Mayor Quimby, or JFK from Clone High.

 

we should do a movie scene together b/c i can do a mean bolo yeung impersonation.

 

I can do both, but the left one hurts more.