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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Rocketman95, Feb 23, 2004.

  1. Rocketman95

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    So, my roommate and I are out on are deck, having a beer, smoking a cigarette, when we start talking about our neighbors next door. They have a similar deck, about 30 feet from ours, and we can hear them when they're partying out there and what not.

    Thomas (not his real name) then says to me, "Uh, is that dude getting a b**** j**"? Well, sure enough, our bald friend from next door is getting a hummer from his pregnant wife. I immediately start to crack up and run inside as to not interrupt the festivites next door. Thomas then grabs his camera phone to give us the right picture to start our website, but they finish up too soon. The guy lights a cig while his wife grabs a towel to clean up her arm.

    Some funny, funny, funny stuff. And I thought I'd share.
     
  2. JBIIRockets

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    you misspelled b**** :D
     
  3. yipengzhao

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    a towel? that's kind of gross. what happened to kleenex?
     
  4. wiws316

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    lol....thats some pretty funny stuff:D
     
  5. Rocketman95

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    Lol. I called my sister to tell me and her response was, "What, she can't...". That's when I hung up. :D
     
  6. Mr. Mooch

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    What's so funny about a brake job?:confused:
     
  7. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"
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    nevermind. Mr. Mooch beat me to it, but he was also funnier.
     
  8. Rocketman95

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    Y'all don't understand. This b**** j** was full of sexual innuendo. :D
     
  9. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"
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    below? :D

    Were they just out on the deck? Or were you pervs looking into their house?
     
  10. SmeggySmeg

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    great stuff RM95

    what did your girl say??
     
  11. Refman

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    Great...now we all have to look forward to the amateur p*rn movie shot by RM95 and his cell phone weilding roommate. :D
     
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    Simply awesome!
     
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    I didnt know my ex was having a baby
     
  14. giddyup

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    Why did she have to clean up "her arm?" Did she wipe her bicep across her lips or something?
     
  15. Rocketman95

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    giddyup just made me spit Pearl on my laptop. Better than what she spit on her arm though...
     
  16. giddyup

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    Oh, that's right... she's married. She spits instead of swallows. :D

    She really spit on her arm?
     
  17. RunninRaven

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    I can't tell if you are joking or if you really can't figure out the sequence of events here.
     
  18. giddyup

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    I think I understand the sequence of events. There's only two steps, right? For the fun of it, assume I am off the map here... tell me the sequence of events. :)
     
  19. DaDakota

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    A better story would have been YOU getting a BJ.

    :)

    DD
     
  20. MoBalls

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    I dont think RM95 and his roomate are that close.......
     

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