Some dude has all 109--yes, you read correctly, 109 --Bud Light's Real Men of Genius, including some "Real American Heroes" older commercial spots. http://thefuntimesguide.com/2004/10/bud_light_real.php <- all 109 commercials here. (you have to click the listing to see which one you want to hear, then click on the one you want. The resulting page has audio embedded that you have to play by clicking on it.) We spent a good 30 minutes today at the off... er, I mean, at break time today listening to some good ones. I didn't have time to listen to all, but I hadn't heard some of them. Which one is your favorite or favorites? One of my favorites now that I hadn't heard before is Supermaket Produce Putter Outer (opens your mp3 media player).
#59 Mr. Ultimate Philadelphia Sports Fan "You sir, will boo anything. Long lines, the hot dog vendor, a jolly old fat man at half-time. (He totally had it coming.)" Has anyone at some point in their lives NOT felt the power of Suck coming from proximity to a Philly sports fan? You might just be walking down the street, and all of a sudden the sky gets darker, the clouds cover the sun, and everything loses its color for a little bit. And at that point you'll wonder to yourself where that Philly fan is hiding out.
51. Mr. Really Loud Cell Phone Talker Guy Bud light Presents: Real Men of Genius Real Men of Genius Today we salute you, Mr. Really Loud Cell Phone Talker Guy Mr. Really Loud Cell Phone Talker Guy Ignoring the latest advances in cell phone technology, you bark into your phone as if you were communicating with two cans and a string. You're breaking up now Discussing your cousin's intestinal problems during a quiet dinner party: unacceptable. Discussing them while on your cell phone at a quiet dinner part: perfectly acceptable. Can you keep a secret? Nothing screams "I'm important" more than a man who screams "I'm important" into his cell phone. Did I mention I'm important? So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, o Duke of the Decibel, because when we need a friend, you're the one we call. Mr. Really Loud Cell Phone Talker Guy Sadly, I am a really loud cell phone talker guy. Not because I feel I'm important, I'm just old school. Meaning... I grew up using a regular land line, in which I can hear my own voice through the earpiece and could therefore use that to determine how loudly I should speak into the phone for the other party to hear me. With cell phones, I can't hear my own voice, so I instinctively speak loudly so that the other party can hear.
Your true Genius combines two of man's favorite things... panties... and food... I can taste it now...!
