Name a situation then follow up with a phrase. Maybe we should keep it to one phrase a thread. No copy/pasting lists. Like so: Bar - How about a nice stiff one?
ring stuck on finger: " your gonna have to lubricate it in order to get it off" simular sticker on a window: " your gonna have to rub pretty hard to get it off"
I love the way you tickle my scrotum when you're giving me a blowjob! Oh...none of you say this every day? It must be me.
Moving - "Will you help me put this in my box?" -"Will it fit in my box?" -"Just cram it into my box!" Anytime the word box in mentioned I always chuckle to myself. Heres some more I just thought of, we have a several asians at our office, so they usually don't get some of these when they same them, so I chuckle quietly.... Mex food office lunch - "Anyone want to eat my taco?"
i simply can't order fish tacos. i just don't feel right looking the waiter/waitress in the eye and saying, "i'd like the fish taco."
True story: Overheard on the radio here at the refinery Female operator, contacting the control board operator: "We're going to need some fitters to lay this pipe." This just happened last week, and already it's a legend.
Well, I am in the insurance auto appraisal business so this one has always stuck with me: "My rear end started leaking right after he smashed me from behind"
Behad trying to organize some play time with guys after one of his legendary long shifts at work: "I'm finally gettting off from this long one are you coming with us."
notice how you can put "anal" infront of any car model name and it sounds dirty... anal probe anal escape anal escort anal excursion anal legend anal eclipse anal blazer anal sundance anal ram anal ranger anal pathfinder you can do this all day and it never gets old! especially fun on road trips.
Bush and Dick in 2000. True story: ima_drummer2k to Supercuts stylist on the phone- "Do you charge extra for a blowjob?"
After gettin off the airplane in Hawaii, "Right Off the airplane, I got leied" UPS or FEdex guy, "Where do you want this package?" On building a doghouse,"I think your gunna have to ram it (a nail) in there"
As I was preparing my class for school, I was putting up quotes on the wall as I usually do to start the year. I came across one that I just could not bring myself to put up. It was something written by John Gregory Dunne from the Esquire in the Oct 86 issue. the quote was: "Writing is the manual labor of the mind: a job, like laying pipe." There was NO WAY I was going to open that can of worms!!!
