Heh... against my better judgement, I followed the link, and it actually IS Rockets related, for what that's worth. It was Block-O land funny.
I like this part: <blockquote><hr>Infidels! We are not having bandwidth charges. There aren't any banners even 100 miles from here!<hr></blockquote>
Sure this one has nothing to do with the Rockets, and sure I'm being self-biast, but I think this one is the best. http://www.theinformationminister.com/press.php?ID=612201484
This just in, the Iraq Information Minister has named the Rockets as NBA Champions. Wow, that is really good news!