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Friday afternoon story time with MLWoo (8/15/08)

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by mlwoo, Aug 15, 2008.

  1. mlwoo

    mlwoo Contributing Member

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    Sorry for the wrong forum.

    Instead of a long story, I have a compilation of small pranks that were pulled at my high school. It was an all guys Catholic school, so there were not any girls to "impress" or whatever.

    We hid a remote controlled fart machine in the trash can by the teachers desk. I would set it off once every five minutes at the beginning. As the class went on, they got closer and closer. Teacher never found it and we blamed it on him.


    There were four black kids in my entire senior class of 160. In the same teacher's class as the fart machine, one of the four, with the teachers back turned, yells "STUPID _______!" The blank is the worst word you can call a black person. The teacher turns around and the same kid stands up and say "Who the $*%$ said that?!?!"

    Five minutes later. "STUPID _______!"

    He stands up again and says "$#@@ this, Doc(our teacher), I'm outta here." He storms out of the room and the teacher just watched him leave because he did not know what to do.

    The best part is that the teacher blamed another student and had an after class meeting with him.


    One that was constant was the hum. Everyone would hum all at once. If someone looked at you, they couldn't tell you were doing it. We would start of quiet then get really loud gradually. Fun stuff.


    Senior prank was fun. We got 75 mice and released them in the halls with little weiners drawn on them. We also released chicken in the halls. We were going to release quail in the gym, but they died on the way to school in their bag. My dumb friend decides to put the bag in the upstairs bathroom. Needless to say there were a bunch of dead birds all over the bathroom and hallways after that.


    I had a friend who I lost $10 to. I bet him he would not come by and throw a full bag of skittles all over my classrooms floor when he was at lunch.

    It was hilarious. We were sitting in class and all of the sudden, a barrage of skittle cover the floor while the teacher is lecturing. She was really fat so she couldn't see who did it because he was long gone by the time she could see.



    Anyone else got any good pranks?
     
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  2. TRIQSTER

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    story time is in the wrong forum this friday
     
  3. chonox

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  4. mlwoo

    mlwoo Contributing Member

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    Damn. Sorry.

    Wow I've never done that.
     
  5. dntrwl

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    now all the angry GARM people are going to know about Mlwoo

    :O
     
  6. JusBleezy

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    You've disappointed me mlwoo. Are you officially prole now?... :cool:
     
  7. RedRowdy111

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    Wow, wrong forum. Pretty immature too. No wonder your so starved for attention. No girls in school. Geez, your parents are sadistic. I don't think I could have lived without chicks. I guess it set the plate for the person you are today. I would have a huge grudge.
     
  8. justtxyank

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    GET OUT OF MY FORUM!

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  9. JusBleezy

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    .... Guess you were right. Lol
     
  10. RedRowdy111

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    (Throws skittles at the thread)

    Can you spot me a $10?
     
  11. rrj_gamz

    rrj_gamz Member

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    FAIL...oh wait..

    Decent stuff, but I prefer the story versions...I'm sure the mods will move it soon...
     
  12. SuperBeeKay

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    Your schools a sausage fest

    Have fun @ prom
     
  13. Rover16

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    What's going on in here?! :eek:

    <a href="http://www.giflix.com/g/yr5xiwn4gkya" title="giflix.com"><img border=0 title="find more 'jackson wank michael' at giflix.com" src="http://www.giflix.com/e/yr5xiwn4gkya/a_56fdbe817a6dc08e01cb08702bbca677"></a>
     
  14. mlwoo

    mlwoo Contributing Member

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    I'm 24. this was 6 years ago.
     
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    ^^ i miss the old thriller michael jackson :(
     
  16. XBLRocketman111

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    who is the r****d who wants story time friday, that is stupid. Definitely in the wrong forum as well
     
  17. magnetik

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    it was an honest mistake.. happens to everyone.. don't mind people here as some of them are assholes and mini-mod nazi's.. all they can do is b**** .. which in turn bumps the thread instead of letting it die.. like this post. :D
     
  18. topfive

    topfive CF OG

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    Yet you're still so proud. This stuff must have been among the highlights of your life!
     
  19. abita

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    we relocated a colleague's entire cubicle while he was on vacation and left him a note "Please see the Managerment immediately" :cool:
     
  20. mazyar

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    Dude, wrong forum. All of us hangouters missed you. Not jelafied.
     

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