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Friday afternoon stizory time with mlDUBB (7/11/08)

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by mlwoo, Jul 11, 2008.

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  1. mlwoo

    mlwoo Contributing Member

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    I apologize a great deal to all my fans who were waiting all day for my update last week. Alas it was July 4th and I was too into fishing and drinking to care.

    This week my roomate called a lawn man. He didn't let the rest of us know about it. I get home after work and my roomate and another friend were sitting on the couch and so I let my dog and my roomate's dog out to crap. I leave them out for about ten minutes and then I get a call.

    Me: "Hello"

    Hot sounding girl: "Umm hello is this the owner of Budrick *Lwoo*?"

    Me: "Oh crap! How'd he get out?!"

    Girl: "Ummm I don't know, but he's in my car. Where do you live?"

    I told her and also asked her if she had seen my roomate's dog. She said no.

    I wait about five minutes for her to get over to my house at the end of the driveway. She comes and is pretty attractive. 7.5/10. Bud is just sitting in the back seat. We talked for a minute and she left and said she would keep a look out for my roomate's dog. I was thankful.

    My roomate found his dog. The family was back together.

    The lawnman had left out gate open. Stupid Javier. Stupid roomate for not telling us too.

    I am sitting at work the next day and all of the sudden this pops up on my Outlook. My name is Matt and my roomate is Kevin.
    Apparently these girls have a listserve where they just email each other their thoughts. (Do girls do that?) It was my roomate's older sister's best friend.

    Small world. The one person in my entire neighborhood that found my dog happened to be the one person we had ties to. Fate.
     
    #1 mlwoo, Jul 11, 2008
  2. danny317

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    i need pics of this girl to decide it it was actually "fate"
     
    #2 danny317, Jul 11, 2008
  3. Royals Ego

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    awesome story. fantastic. will read again. amazing. 11/10
     
    #3 Royals Ego, Jul 11, 2008
  4. DonkeyMagic

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    so when, in that story, did you bang her? :confused:
     
    #4 DonkeyMagic, Jul 11, 2008
  5. LFE171

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    hahahahahahhahahaahah beat me to it. 7.5/10 eh? come on dude, if you're gonna throw a #, you needa post a pic
     
    #5 LFE171, Jul 11, 2008
  6. RocketsPimp

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    Haha...she called you "little".
     
    #6 RocketsPimp, Jul 11, 2008
  7. MadMax

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    I get nauseous staring at that "Earn Your Bachelor's or Master's Degree in 24 minutes" ad. Is it just me? Seriously, it's like the Blair Witch personally designed that thing.
     
    #7 MadMax, Jul 11, 2008
  8. Colt45

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    I like enchiladas.
     
    #8 Colt45, Jul 11, 2008
  9. moestavern19

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    So that Mr. Meowgi thread sure got deleted pretty fast.
     
    #9 moestavern19, Jul 11, 2008
  10. Roxfan73

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    Hey jmikeg, pop on AIM for a sec.
     
    #10 Roxfan73, Jul 11, 2008
  11. no_answer

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    Well, this story was boring.

    I have a story... Yesterday I cut my finger with a cheese grater, dang it hurts.
     
    #11 no_answer, Jul 11, 2008
  12. SwoLy-D

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    Ooooo! I did that. It was blood galore, gushing out from the several grated cuts, ran water over them, added a band-aid, continued making the carrot cake with Mrs. SwoLy. It was tasty. :eek: Yummy. Never told the rest of my family what they ate.
     
    #12 SwoLy-D, Jul 11, 2008
  13. no_answer

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    <a href="http://www.clipartof.com"><img src="http://www.clipartof.com/images/emoticons/xsmall2/2181_nauseated.gif" alt="Free Smileys & Emoticons at Clipart of.com" border="0"></a>

    Yesterday I cut it while I was cleaning it and it slipped out of my hand.

    Once I was grating some cheese and took a slice off. :( But I was nice enough to throw the cheese away. :)
     
    #13 no_answer, Jul 11, 2008
  14. SwoLy-D

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    ^ I was kidding. I had the scars to prove it for about 2 months. Not a good sight right after. I didn't even get stitches. :( I couldn't put any pressure on my thumb (the grated one) for about 2 weeks.

    mlwoo, do you have a friend named Mark G. ?
     
    #14 SwoLy-D, Jul 11, 2008
  15. jgreen91

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    I think the comment about the lawn guy's name being "Javier" was cleverly disguised as racist.

    As if mexicans aren't competent enough to close the gate.

    Hispanic? :confused:
     
    #15 jgreen91, Jul 11, 2008
  16. meggoleggo

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    Best story yet. Congratulations.
     
    #16 meggoleggo, Jul 11, 2008
  17. Mulder

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    The BBS except Mulder laughs, but Mulder remains stone-faced.

    MULDER: “Mm-hm.”

    Mulder gets out of his seat and exits the theatre.

    EXT. BBS - CONTINUOUS (FLASHBACK CONTINUED)
    Mulder walks to the curb and puts his arm out for a cab. A cab pulls up. He gets in and it pulls away.

    EXT. AIRPORT - LATER (FLASHBACK CONTINUED)
    The cab pulls up and Mulder gets out.

    INT. TERMINAL - CONTINUOUS (FLASHBACK CONTINUED)
    Mulder walks up to the counter and gets in line.

    INT. SECURITY LINE - LATER (FLASHBACK CONTINUED)
    Mulder takes off his shoes and walks through the metal detector.

    EXT. RUNWAY - LATER (FLASHBACK CONTINUED)
    A plane takes off.

    INT. PLANE - LATER (FLASHBACK CONTINUED)
    Mulder sits in a seat, casually reading a Sky Mall magazine.

    EXT. RUNWAY - LATER (FLASHBACK CONTINUED)
    The plane lands.

    INT. JETWAY - LATER (FLASHBACK CONTINUED)
    Mulder walks off the plane and into the jetway.

    INT. AIRPORT - CONTINUOUS (FLASHBACK CONTINUED)
    Mulder descends an escalator, above which a sign reads, “Welcome to Houston.”

    INT. BAGGAGE AREA - CONTINUOUS (FLASHBACK CONTINUED)
    A man in a suit stands holding a sign that says, “Mulder.” Mulder waves to the guy and they exit together.

    EXT. AIRPORT - LATER (FLASHBACK CONTINUED)
    The man holds the door, as Mulder gets into the back of a Towne Car.

    INT. CAR - LATER (FLASHBACK CONTINUED)
    Mulder sits in the backseat.

    EXT. BEVERLY HILLS - LATER (FLASHBACK CONTINUED)
    The car pulls up to a crappy house. Mulder gets out carrying the step ladder.

    EXT. GATE - CONTINUOUS (FLASHBACK CONTINUED)
    Mulder enters a long driveway and starts walking up. Next to the entry is a mailbox that reads, “MLWOO.”

    EXT. FRONT DOOR - CONTINUOUS (FLASHBACK CONTINUED)
    Mulder walks up to the door and rings the bell. The door opens, revealing mlwoo in his bathrobe.

    MLWOO
    “Hello?”
    Mulder punches him in the face, knocking him unconscious.

    MULDER
    (POINTING FURIOUSLY) “That’s not funny!”

    Mulder walks away.
     
    #17 Mulder, Jul 11, 2008
  18. TexasFight

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    Now that was a story worthy of my Friday afternoon...

    Please continue on a weekly basis!
     
    #18 TexasFight, Jul 11, 2008
  19. moestavern19

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    wow.


    ...

    Golf Clap.
     
    #19 moestavern19, Jul 11, 2008
  20. Miguel

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    Mulder is today's winner of Internet.
     
    #20 Miguel, Jul 11, 2008
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