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French Bread

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by chow_yun_fat, May 19, 2012.

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  1. chow_yun_fat

    chow_yun_fat Member

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    I went to my supermarket earlier today and when I checked my groceries, I found a long piece of bread sticking out. I looked at it, picked it up and took it to the person who was behind me and asked them if it was theirs. They said yes and the bagger took it, but a few seconds later they told me it wasn't theirs and the bagger insisted it was mines.

    I stood there for a minute, checked my receipt and I didn't get charged for it, so they gave me a piece of bread for free. I'm skeptical on eating this piece of bread because I have no idea where it came from. I didn't put it on the little conveyer belt thingy nor did I see it hanging around near the bagger when I went to that lane.

    What can I do with this $1.50 piece of bread besides eating it or throwing it away?
     
    #1 chow_yun_fat, May 19, 2012
  2. TexasFight

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    give it to vivi
     
    #2 TexasFight, May 19, 2012
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  3. jank1434

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    Hollow it out and turn it into a flute
     
    #3 jank1434, May 19, 2012
  4. cardpire

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    hollow it out, warm it up, slather some butter in it, and....

    feed it to birds.
     
    #4 cardpire, May 19, 2012
  5. Dairy Ashford

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    Javelin or dildo, take your pick.
     
    #5 Dairy Ashford, May 19, 2012
  6. IzakDavid13

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    Kill it with fire!
     
    #6 IzakDavid13, May 19, 2012
  7. atomicanderz

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    Slam your keyboard with it till this thread gets deleted... Or slap yourself in the face with it.
     
    #7 atomicanderz, May 19, 2012
  8. Rox11

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    Mail it to Joey Crawford. He might have a thing or two for it.
     
    #8 Rox11, May 19, 2012
  9. percicles

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    Give it to a Vietnamese person and ask for a pork sandwich.
     
    #9 percicles, May 19, 2012
  10. weakfromtoday

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    #10 weakfromtoday, May 19, 2012
  11. Mr. Boombastik

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    I like the flute idea
     
    #11 Mr. Boombastik, May 19, 2012
  12. LonghornFan

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    Just stare at it and wait for it to surrender. Explain to it why it's not called German bread.
     
    #12 LonghornFan, May 19, 2012
  13. cod

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    fleshlight
     
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  14. pippendagimp

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    eat it and then vomit (all over vivi's face)
     
    #14 pippendagimp, May 19, 2012
  15. Mr. Brightside

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    You can tell others to baguette the **** out like this guy.

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    #15 Mr. Brightside, May 19, 2012
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    #16 Agent94, May 19, 2012
  17. Jontro

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    Make it your bestest friend in the whole wide world.
     
    #17 Jontro, May 19, 2012
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    #18 Blake, May 19, 2012
  19. macalu

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    i am disappoint. thought this was going to be about vietnamese beef stew, bo kho. the most under-rated of dishes.
     
    #19 macalu, May 19, 2012
  20. krosfyah

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    Attack it. It will surrender.
     
    #20 krosfyah, May 19, 2012
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