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Freestyle (F'k Eminem)

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Luckkky, Apr 29, 2010.

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  1. Luckkky

    Luckkky Member

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    yes I know, Ive gone wild with all these free style, but please don't judge me cause this is just a pre trial, trying to make it to heaven, got jesus on speed dial, but he aint been picking up, probably cause he's busy or I'm just going through denial. Just going through some tough times, heading on a rough path, playing poker with the devil and iono if I should bluff back. This is crazy, I wanna go home, pack up and just go somewhere far away, or maybe just find a bar and get jacked up like Ben Wallace on a fall away..
     
  2. BrieflySpeaking

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    cool story bro
     
  3. DieHard Rocket

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    This couldn't have gone in the last freestyle thread you created? And what's the point of freestyling with your keyboard?
     
  4. JuLiO-R-

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    photobucket fail, oh well.
     
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  5. YaosDirtyStache

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    That was no freestyle, just a really terrible rap.
    It aint a freestyle if you could go back and edit your crap.
    The sad thing is that was top 10 worst of all time.
    Just a few notches worse than this rap of mine.
    Wait up, hold the line. The last speaker went undefined
    Take this as your lyrical sign that your method is unrefined.
    Get off this board and quit making yourself into a fool
    How does it feel to be a loser ever since high school?
    Im like Chris Hansen, have a seat on that stool
    Why you think you can rhyme? you that big of a tool?
    Your name is Luckkky thats the name of my mutt
    Both your barks are worse than your bite so keep your mouth shut
    And wash those Cheeto stains off your 500 pound gut.
     
  6. moestavern19

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    yo I know its hard reppin when I'm shinin so brightly, and they know I'm stuntin so fresh in my white tee, CLEAN in my white tee, God made it rain Kool-aid just to spite me, When I grab a mic I spit fire most nights see, But when I'm smoking kush I hit the Olive Garden on 9th street, All the homies with me, nothin but the spliffs G, **** the waiter up if he refill my Iced T too quickly, then I'm off to the club gotta let my game drop, bobbin like a rag top, if the b**** is ugly take a **** on her tank top, take her home anyway I gotta get some play, masturbate with both hands, I'm ambi-sextrous, but when I'm with your girl she's switching shapes like tetris, catch me on the next b****
     
  7. MoonDogg

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    rhyming with the keyboard? dr seuss would be proud.
     
  9. Throwback9495

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    A lil something for Dr. Seus then
    here's a few rhymes to tie up some loose ends..
    ...I Come Best-Of-Course, Stick All Parts Of ya Body Wit |sleepin Powder| to |Rest-ya-Pores|!!!...(pours..think)
    Freestyles in this thread've been weak I Expected-More, But It Looks Like Dis Kid Couldn't Rhyme good even if He Doubled in Punches and |Met-A-Four|!!!...**(metaphor)
    I’m bout to educate this child when im done dropping significant puns
    Have you like innocent nuns turn wild having my sons flowing through your buns

    My Flow’ll-Rip-This-***-Now…”Worse Than Disposing Condoms!”…I |Hope-To-Kick-This-“Wack”-Out!!| When H’s Got Diss Heading For A Coffin(coughing) Like |Choking-Kids-With-Bad-Mouths!!!|
    Ya Rap-Sheets-Are-Bare-And-A-Waste…Forget War With My Tracks…I |Pack-Heat-That-I-Declare-At-Ya-Face| So I “Rip Queers”…Cuz Like Fault Starts...You Probably “Bending Over Twice” Like |Athletes-Preparing-To-Race|
    My Style’s “Off The Chain” Like |Obedient-Slaves!| Your “Scripts Are Weak”…Like |Minor Characters When Reading-A-Play!|…cuz This Battle? I “Leave Ya Scared To Go Back” Like |Leaving-A-Maze!!!| (!)

    I love writing rhymes, though im not a rapper...lol
     
  10. cson

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    Hungry bread and butter hustle.You’ll be doing it a while livers only fail
    Where’s your relaxation?Where’s the time required for your health
    Been hating on my new perspective. That Hurrying along no meal is ever done
    You could win a Rabbit You can have a rabbit on With the fast Child is gonna have a dead handWe can get him started YEAHBad mind let me put on good habits been working and put on good habits
    sometimes I can’t find my good habits. Spanish Bands Use all the echo
    Persian Kitty better stay out of the train Glad you brought your food on
    Eat it like it’s gonna get a way Your coffee sure is getting colder
    and teeths are getting fewer space is losing place
    You could win a rabbit here’s to Berlin eiben to the rib
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  11. Clutch City1993

    Clutch City1993 Bury Me In The H

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    If you can't rap in syllables, why even bother? Anybody can rhyme the last word of a line.
     

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