(a) Pretend to wave to someone across the room and with one fluid motion, bury your forefinger in your nostril right up to the fourth joint. (b) Get everyone drunk and organize a nose picking contest with a prize to the one who makes his nose bleed first. (c) Drop your napkin on the floor and when you bend over to pick it up, blow your nose on your sock. You have just returned from a trip to Green Bay, Wisconsin and state that nobody but whores and football players live there. Your boss mentions that his wife is from Green Bay. You: (a) Pretend you are suffering from amnesia and don't remember your name. (b) Ask what position she played. (c) Ask if she is still working the streets. You are having lunch with a prospective employer and are real close to a job offer. You are also sitting in a restaurant with the Personnel Manager. This blonde comes walking in and you just can't stop looking. She is a beautiful thing and your tongue sloops out and you start drooling onto your Italian silk tie. You divert the Personnel managers' attention to the blonde and tell him all the devious things you would do to her if you could get her alone. She walks straight your way and introduces herself as the Personnel manager's daughter. You... (a) Ask for her hand in marriage. (b) Pretend you have forgotten how to speak English. (c) Repeat the conversation to the daughter and just hope forthe best. You have prepared a proposal for your supervisor. The success of this proposal will mean increasing your salary 20%. In the middle of your proposal your supervisor leans over to look at your report and spits into your coffee. You: (a) Tell him you take your coffee black. (b) Ask him if he has any communicable diseases. (c) Show him who's in command; promptly take a leak in his "In" basket. You are making a sales presentation to a group of corporate executives in the plushest office you've ever seen. The enchilada casserole and egg salad sandwich you had for lunch react, creating severe pressure. Your sphincter loses control and you break wind, causing the glass bookcase doors to shatter and a secretary to pass out. You should: (a) Offer to come back next week when the smell has gone away. (b) Point to the Chief Executive and accuse him of the offense. (c) Challenge anyone in the room to do better ---- C, B, C, B, A
Oops, first question is: "You are at a business lunch when you are suddenly overcome with an uncontrollable desire to pick your nose. Since this is definitely a no-no,you:"
