I thought this was funny. Feel free to add your own: How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? 1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb? 2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code. 3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp! 4. Rottweiler: Make me. 5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark. 6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please! 7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation. 8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture. 9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb? 10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark. 11. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. 12. Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there..... 13. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares? 14. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle... 15. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry. 16. The Cat's Answer: "Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is: How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?" ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF.
17. Yorkshire Terrier: No thanks. The bulb might fall and crush me. 18. Collie (not Border): I'll just go fetch Timmy to do it. That boy freaking owes me his life... several times over.
Why It's Great To Be A Dog! 1. No one expects you to take a bath every day. 2. If it itches, you can scratch it. 3. There's no such thing as bad food. 4. A rawhide bone provides hours of enjoyment. 5. If you grow hair in weird places, no one notices. 6. You can lie around all day and not worry about being fired. 7. You don't get in trouble for putting your head in a strangers lap. 8. You're always excited to see the same people. 9. Having big feet is considered an asset. 10. Puppy love can last.
I want to get a dog. I've never had one before. I'm a sophmore in college. I'm living in a big townhouse with 4 other people.
