....here's a little email humor I got today. Enjoy! PS. Of course, none of this applies to Mrs. Behad! I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. ____________ I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her. ____________ Marriage is a 3-ring circus: Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. ____________ The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?" I said, "Dust!" ____________ In the beginning, God created earth and rested. Then God created man and rested. Then God created woman. Since then, neither God nor man has rested. ____________ Why do men die before their wives? They want to. ____________ What is the difference between a dog and a fox? About 5 drinks. ___________ A beggar walked up to a well dressed woman shopping on Rodeo Drive and said "I haven't eaten anything in four days." She looked at him and said, "God, I wish I had your will power." ____________ Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law. ____________ Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her? Dad: That happens in every country, son. ____________ A man inserted an 'ad' in the classified: "Wife Wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." ____________ The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. ____________ First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive." ____________ How do most men define marriage? An expensive way to get laundry done for free. ____________ Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all. ____________ If you want your wife to listen and pay undivided attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ____________ Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late.." ____________ A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying.." ------------------ It looks like a veteran can Be had.
That's good stuff. ------------------ the best there is, the best there was, the best there ever will be.
I'm single and I'm laughing my butt off at some of those... As an addition, if you guys haven't heard "The Man Song", it's hilarious. The lyrics, .wav, and real audio file can be found here : http://people.a2000.nl/pamend/mansong.html I'm sure some of your wives will appreciate it. ------------------ "Colson makes a mockery of the PG position. It's like he's out there playing 1 on 9." -- pippendagimp with some candid player evaluations.
Tee hee hee. ------------------ All hail Fadeaway's Cyberfish -- your 2000-2001 BobFinn* Fantasy Basketball League Champions!
Nobody really knows what happiness is, until they're married. And then it's too late. rH ------------------ Updated: The Psychedelic Groove House of Rockets Basketball Love! join the club! Rockets Psychedelic Groove House Club on Yahoo! Stop annoying X10 ads! This link will set a cookie on your system that will disable X10 ads for one year! [This message has been edited by rockHEAD (edited July 28, 2001).]
