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Football Player caught Butchering outside Old Woman's House

Discussion in 'Football: NFL, College, High School' started by Shaud, May 17, 2009.

  1. Shaud

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    PORT ST. LUCIE, Fla. -- Buffalo Bills fullback Corey McIntyre was arrested in Florida on accusations he fondled himself outside a Port St. Lucie woman's home.

    The incident allegedly happened on March 20 at about 8:30 a.m. ET, but the 30-year-old McIntyre was arrested Thursday and charged with exposing sexual organs.

    The charge is a misdemeanor and required a warrant for his arrest, which led to the lag time before McIntyre was jailed.

    A spokesman for the Port St. Lucie Police said the woman, 59, claimed the player knocked on her window during the act, then fled after she looked outside. Police later spotted him on a bicycle and stopped him based on the description the woman gave.

    Police said there was no indication McIntyre knew the woman.

    McIntyre's agent, Brett Tessler, said his client is "guilty of absolutely nothing" and looks forward to proving the accusations false.

    "Corey is one of the highest-character people around and the last guy who would do what he's been accused of," Tessler said in a statement.

    McIntyre is free on $10,000 bond.

    The Bills re-signed McIntyre to a two-year contract extension in late February. The team picked him up in September 2008 as an unsigned free agent. He entered the league in 2005 and has played with Cleveland, New Orleans and Atlanta.

    Information from The Associated Press was used in this report.

    http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4171440
     
  2. BmwM3

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    Got the wrong person, maybe?!?

    Why would anyone do something like this?
     
  3. Dave_78

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    He show her Darth Vader's Brains?
     
  4. droxford

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    Butchering?!?!?
     
     
  5. Duncan McDonuts

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    59 years old!?
     
  6. rrj_gamz

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    a hot 59 year old...me thinks not...c'mon dude, really...check out the Jessica Biel video or something...
     
  7. finalsbound

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    I thought he was skinning a chicken or something...
     
  8. SamFisher

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    Golden Girls fan.
     
  9. Yonkers

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    What kinda slang is butchering? I thought he was slaughtering goats cult-style or something.
     
  10. Mr. Brightside

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    This is what happens when people become suddenly wealthy overnight.
     
  11. Two Sandwiches

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    He could have at least given her The Goat, and got about 5 kicks....
     
  12. The Hunted

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    I blame hip-hop.
     
  13. Dairy Ashford

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    This immediately reminded me of Cecil "the Diesel" Collins: who broke into some coed's room while he was at LSU, and woke her up by [sliding his schmeckie across her cheek].
     
  14. Chamillionaire

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    i don't know how masturbating in front of someone gets people off, rather, wouldn't it be sick, embarrassing? how could you live with yourself after something like that? :confused:
     
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    What a bunch of hypocrites in this thread. Who among us hasn’t whacked off outside a random women’s home at least once or twice in our lives?

    Judge not lest ye be judged yourself.
     
  16. MadMax

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    Let me tell you a little story? I once knew a guy who could have been a great golfer, could have gone pro, all he needed was a little time and practice. Decided to go to college instead. Went for four years, did pretty well. At the end of his four years, his last semester he was kicked out... You know what for? He was night putting, just putting at night with the fifteen-year-old daughter of the Dean... You know who that guy was Danny?

    that guy was Mitch Comstein, my roommate. He was a good guy.
     
  17. Fyreball

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    Seriously? Butchering? There is no way that is a legitimate euphemism for giving the purple-headed yogurt-slinger a rub down.
     
  18. MoonDogg

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    Q:
    What's the most sensitive organ in the body while masturbating?
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    The ears. C'mon, now, you're constantly listening for footsteps... ;)
     
  20. DonkeyMagic

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    :confused:

    huh?

    :confused:
     

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