[FML] Target drops Chaokoh coconut milk after allegations of Forced Monkey Labor

Do the monkeys file their W-2's in bananas?

 

I get my chaokoh at Viet Hoa. They laugh at PETA.

 

Those critters need a union!

 

Lol’d hard. Thank you.

 

Why are you always monkeying around

 

Guv n libs has no right in other people's monkey businees.

 

https://www.usatoday.com/story/mone...-monkey-labor-claims-peta-chaokoh/4246921001/

 

You KNOW it's only a matter of time before we can't ride horses... can't have dogsleds... can't use donkeys to carry loads... can't use dogs to herd sheep, detect bombs, detect drugs, fetch game when hunting...

 

D&D thread

https://bbs.clutchfans.net/threads/is-this-place-moderated-any-more.305053/

 

Meanwhile, the lonely wives and girlfriends at home are busy singing, “Yes, we have no hard bananas”

Ode to Eleanor Monkey

Spoiler

Ah, look at all the lonely monkeys
Ah, look at all the lonely monkeys

Eleanor Monkey
Picks up the lice in the church where a wedding has been
Lives in a dream
Waits at the window
Wearing the face that she keeps in a jar by the door
Who is it for?
All the lonely monkeys
Where do they all come from?
All the lonely monkeys
Where do they all belong?

Father McMonkey
Writing the words of a sermon that no one will hear
No one comes near
Look at him working
Peeling his bananas in the night when there's nobody there
What does he care?

All the lonely monkeys
Where do they all come from?
All the lonely monkeys
Where do they all belong?

Ah, look at all the lonely monkeys
Ah, look at all the lonely monkeys

Eleanor Monkey
Died in the church and was buried along with her name
Nobody came
Father McMonkey
Wiping the dirt from his hands as he walks from the grave
No one was saved

All the lonely monkeys
Where do they all come from?
All the lonely monkeys
Where do they all belong?

 

I post to please the monkeys!

 

Nope.

 

Just curious...when in the last ****ing whenever in your life have you ever done a single one of these things?

 

So you're saying I should pause my outsourcing to Monkey's project at work? Mickey will be so disappointed.