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Florida woman calls 911 because she was horny and wanted sex

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  1. Behad

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    #1 Behad, Mar 1, 2014
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  3. KingLeoric

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    Maybe she saw a cop offering sex services at a bachlor party earlier.
     
    #3 KingLeoric, Mar 1, 2014
  4. The Real Shady

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    Cops pulled up to her house ready for sex. Saw her, then decided to arrest her.
     
    #4 The Real Shady, Mar 1, 2014
  5. Mummywrap

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    When did they let Selena's killer out?
     
    #5 Mummywrap, Mar 1, 2014
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    Is she mixed with raccoon.
     
    #6 cheke64, Mar 1, 2014
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    Wolf!!!
     
    #7 VanityHalfBlack, Mar 1, 2014
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    Raccoon meaning narcotics.
     
    #9 Houstunna, Mar 1, 2014
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    She should of called mutombo.
     
    #10 ThatBoyNick, Mar 1, 2014
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    Maybe pick another animal next time.
     
    #11 Dairy Ashford, Mar 1, 2014
  12. BonziWellsGOAT

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    5 star woman. Would hit again.
     
    #12 BonziWellsGOAT, Mar 1, 2014
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    Does she have a sink?

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    Discount double check
     
    #14 htownrox1, Mar 1, 2014
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    Butt secks
     
    #15 Harrisment, Mar 1, 2014
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    seriously though, what's up with all these odd stories coming out of Florida? It's like people go there to lose their minds.
     
    #16 RV6, Mar 1, 2014
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    id give her the nightstick
     
    #17 Rodman23, Mar 1, 2014
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    She should have called IPSAC instead.
     
    #18 Zboy, Mar 1, 2014
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    Lmao.
     
    #20 Asian Sensation, Mar 1, 2014
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