Is a float tank what we did when Steve Francis and Cuttino were our two best players? If so, should this go in the GARM?
Sensory deprivation tanks. 10 inches of water or so filled with enough salt so you float. Pitch black with earplugs.
Take a whole bunch of lsd before getting in. It'll devolve you into a lesser primate. It worked out well for William Hurt in a documentary i once saw.
I use to go to one about every other month before the pandemic. Very interesting results depending on why you're there. I usually went for sore muscles but sometimes I'd sneak a weed vape in to heighten the experience. Time is really weird in there.
A lot of people don't think rolling combat tanks should be used to serve ice cream to kids at the beach, but your kid looking down the barrel of a tank gun while he licks his soft serve, there is no price to put on that. It's glorious. Serving floats however, sketch.
