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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by bobloblaw, Dec 7, 2013.

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  1. bobloblaw

    bobloblaw Member

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    So tomorrow I've got a date with a girl out of my league. Technically you could say she is in my league since she is going out with me, but she is making a huge mistake. Any tips on ways of tricking hot girls into thinking you are a better person/more attractive than you actually are? I'm thinking that alcohol will probably be necessary in this situation along with a lot of fibbing about how great I am. Also, I plan to load this girl with so many questions that she forgets she is hanging out with me and give her "the eyes" all night.

    Other tips? Any help would be greatly appreciated. ;)
     
  2. Jontro

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    Would need pics.

    and if all fails, talk about Clutchfans.
     
  3. bobloblaw

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    I have scandalous pictures but cannot post them in case she is my future wife. If I can scam her into dating me I will never let her go!!!

    Yes. I will definitely reference Clutchfans and sports.
     
  4. Jontro

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    Then can you at least draw a picture of her with descriptive words?

    and an extra tip: surprise buttsecks always works.
     
  5. bobloblaw

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    Yeah, alright. I'd say she is an 11/10 with a 9/10 personality.

    That is about all I can say at the moment. I don't want to jinx it.
     
  6. Jontro

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    Man I can't fap to dis!! >=(
     
  7. DaDakota

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    Get her talking about herself, listening is the best aphrodisiac.

    DD
     
  8. TheMystery008

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    Where is the confidence bro?

    Did you just say you gonna bore her to death with questions?
     
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    Opposites attract.... Youre good!!!!
     
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    Be nice to her and be interested in finding out about who she is. And be yourself.
     
  11. RedRedemption

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    Don't do that to yourself.
    Be confident and exhume a high level of self-esteem. But don't be that guy that acts completely different around a girl and so far removed from his true self.
    If you are constantly stressing out about how you appear from her perspective then you're going to have a miserable relationship.

    Also. Don't put women on a pedestal and don't be that clingy desperate guy that everyone hates. I know a friend like this and I honestly want to slap the **** out of him.
     
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    Nah, I don't have any confidence here. "I'd never join a club that would allow a person like me to become a member" is not exactly appropriate. I have dated model-quality girls before. This is different.
     
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    Hire a random woman to come by and mention that you are the king of cunnilingus.
     
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    Find out what she likes and hopefully you both have a tv show in common.


    Dont let her know how you feel about Paul Walker.
     
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    Thanks for the advice everyone. I was being somewhat sarcastic in the initial post. I think I've got it covered, just a little nervous. I've been dating very casually because of not finding a girl I can connect with and I've struck gold.
     
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    I like how many people are still upset with me about that. I've actually grown to like him a little more over the past few days. I still feel sorry for his daughter especially. She's not the kind that likes actions movies. I'll probably have to watch a lot of rom-coms if this succeeds.
     
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    Have her read your law blog.
     
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    The self-esteem is low in this one
     
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    Don't make her feel like she's above your league.
     
  20. Tonaaayyyy

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    Be confident. Tell her to open your door when you get to the car. Show her who's boss!
     

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