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First date - stupid

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by mlwoo, Dec 16, 2010.

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  1. mlwoo

    mlwoo Contributing Member

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    While normally I slay the ladies with my cunning wit and killer smile, I am having trouble with this one.

    I met this girl and I am taking her out. Problem is, she doesn't drink, doesn't smoke, doesn't have any fun, and lives in NW Houston. Everything either screams boring or prole. Only thing she's got going in common with me is that she is funny and attractive.

    I am going out with her on Sunday night late. It was the only time we could meet up because of her r****ded work schedule. So I'm going to drive my happy ass out from Washington all the way out to BFE.

    My question: what the hell can I do on a Sunday night in NW Houston that doesn't involve a bar. It will be too late to eat so a restaurant is out of the question.

    I really want to touch girl,s naughty parts.
     
    #1 mlwoo, Dec 16, 2010
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  2. justtxyank

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    She must be really hot because you don't seem to like anything about her.
     
    #2 justtxyank, Dec 16, 2010
  3. leroy

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    Yeah...this won't end well.

    You've already got the wrong mindset..focusing on the negatives (assuming that a girl who doesn't drink or smoke is somehow a negative). Bi***ing and whining about having to drive a little and that she doesn't drink or smoke? Shall I call the Wahhhhhmbulance for you?
     
    #3 leroy, Dec 16, 2010
  4. mlwoo

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    I do like things about her. That's why I'm going. I'm just out of my element on this one.
     
    #4 mlwoo, Dec 16, 2010
  5. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum
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    Church.
     
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  6. Ubiquitin

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    If you have nothing in common, why are you taking her on a date?
     
    #6 Ubiquitin, Dec 16, 2010
  7. macalu

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    Attractive, doesn't drink, doesn't smoke. I don't see a problem.
     
    #7 macalu, Dec 16, 2010
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  10. moestavern19

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    Putt-Putt Golf is clean, wholesome, Reaganomics fun.









    whack you her over the head with your club when nobody is looking and have your way with her inside the windmill.
     
    #10 moestavern19, Dec 16, 2010
  11. rhadamanthus

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    Give her two cans of artichoke hearts.
     
    #11 rhadamanthus, Dec 16, 2010
  12. Commodore

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    If you can't go to a bar, I don't know any other way to spend time that's worthwhile.
     
    #12 Commodore, Dec 16, 2010
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    Jazz club, comedy club?
     
    #13 djohn2o12, Dec 16, 2010
  14. TexasTofu

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    movie, then grab a boobie
     
    #14 TexasTofu, Dec 16, 2010
  15. mlwoo

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    How can you go to that and not drink?
     
    #15 mlwoo, Dec 16, 2010
  16. SwoLy-D

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    But he already found a good, good clean girl... now he gotta get in good with the papa... that's what young people don't understand about American women. First you gotta get in good with the papa, then you get in good with the girl. :eek:
     
    #16 SwoLy-D, Dec 16, 2010
  17. leroy

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    Is this 1950?
     
    #17 leroy, Dec 16, 2010
  18. Commodore

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    Diet coke?
     
    #18 Commodore, Dec 16, 2010
  19. mlwoo

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    F this. Ya'll are all r****ded. I'm just gonna use moe's windmill idea.
     
    #19 mlwoo, Dec 16, 2010
  20. ima_drummer2k

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    Stranded at the drive in
    Branded a fool
    What will they say...
    Monday at school
     
    #20 ima_drummer2k, Dec 16, 2010
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