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Find Me a Good Lawyer

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by giddyup, Oct 28, 2003.

  1. giddyup

    giddyup Member

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    I just bit into a piece of soft candy and guess what I found...

    A tooth.

    What should I do?
     
  2. Preston27

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    Is it your tooth? Might want to check the mirror.
     
  3. RocketMan Tex

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    Paging MadMax!! Paging MadMax!!!!!
     
  4. jeff from vandy

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    I lost a tooth eating a Now and Later when I was like 12....

    Does that help?;) ;) ;)
     
  5. SamCassell

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    Ewww. Brach's is a deep pocket. But then again, what are your damages?

    Maybe if you put it under your pillow the toothfairy will leave you a quarter...
     
  6. giddyup

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    Mine are all accounted for... except for Wisdom Teeth.

    The thing is sticking halfway out of the candy. I just unwrapped it and popped it in my mouth without looking.

    Terrorism?

    Gad, there was an aftertaste, too.......... :eek:
     
  7. MadMax

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    no...he said "good" lawyer. see, in law school they train you to spot details like that.
     
  8. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    I'll assume that since you posted that erroneous e-mail about friviolous cases and the judgments awarded, then you're being facetous about wanting an attorney.
     
  9. PhiSlammaJamma

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    You wonder where the mob put the rest of the body...
     
  10. giddyup

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    Yeah, that's why I posted rather than pick up the phonebook. We'll see. What if I get sick? or have nightmares? Anything can happen.

    What email did I post by the way? I don't remember anything in particular. Don't search-- just a clearer hint if you have one.
     
  11. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"
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    need photo! send an image to rockHEAD or someone else really cool and talented like that.
     
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    That's sick. Reminds me of that part from Dune.....remember the tooth!!!!!
     
  13. giddyup

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    Maybe a photoshop with Mike Tyson or Michael Strahan, huh? :)
     
  14. Rocketman95

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    Wow....I just got an AWESOME idea for Halloween...

    Anybody know a dentist that will sell me some teeth really cheap?
     
  17. giddyup

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    Damn, I'm back off! What a fool I am.

    It WAS my Crown that got put in a few months ago. I couldn't detect it with my tongue, but I sure could with the mirror.

    Damn, I'd already spent the money!
     
  18. Falcons Talon

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    LMAO!!! Dayum...What are you thinking? You can sue your dentist!!!
     
  19. jeff from vandy

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    Who knew my experiences would be helpful!:D
     
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    Yikes!!!
     

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