I guess some chicks just don't like any type of competition. http://www.wkbt.com/Global/story.asp?S=10730345&nav=menu239_2 Her pic- NSFW due to fugliness. Spoiler
You can blame Dr. Phil for this one. He's the one that brought up that masturbating was equivalent to cheating. God, I hate that douchebag.
Dr. Phil?! As someone who masturbates a lot, let me tell you, that masturbator masturbates ALL THE TIME.
He really said that? Jebus. How could he be serious? Thats like something you'd expect a woman counsellor (or whatever he is) to say. Thanks for stabbing (appropriate term for this thread me things) the entire male population in the back Dr Phil you bellend.
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He probably called her ugly one night and that he'd rather get stabbed in the abdoment than have sex with her.
holy Crap I had a dream of all this only I was on twitter while this was happening (of course Different People). In not making this up, woahhhh