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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by BullFan, Aug 10, 2006.

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  1. BullFan

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    I think constricting anus 100 times and denting navel 100 times in succession everyday is effective to good-bye depression and take back youth. You can do so at a boring meeting or in a subway. I have known 70-year-old man who has practiced it for 20 years. As a result, he has good complexion and has grown 20 years younger. His eyes sparkle. He is full of vigor, happiness and joy. He has neither complained nor born a grudge under any circumstance. Furthermore, he can make love three times in succession without drawing out.

    In addition, he also can have burned a strong beautiful fire within his abdomen. It can burn out the dirty stickiness of his body, release his immaterial fiber or third attention which has been confined to his stickiness. Then, he can shoot out his immaterial fiber or third attention to an object, concentrate on it and attain happy lucky feeling through the success of concentration.

    If you don't know concentration which gives you peculiar pleasure, your life looks like a hell.
     
  2. GotGame15

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    dude i have no clue what this is talkin about :confused:
     
  3. mateo

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    Male Kegels?
     
  4. Mulder

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    Sounds like an exercise we do in Dahn Yoga where you contract your abdomen around 300 times while standing up; 100 straight, 100 while turned left, 100 while turned right.

    Then we do more sets of twenty while lying down and in crunch position.
     
  5. BenignDMD

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    sounds like the news radio episode where Jimmy James had his book translated from english to japanese and back to english.

    Outstanding.
     
  7. weakfromtoday

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    That was great.
     
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    It must be talking about tantric sex. I should learn to expel my immaterial fiber and third attention too.. always thought dirty stickiness was a good thing, though
     
  9. RunninRaven

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    There needs to be more self-help books that put "Malarkey? or Effective way?" in the subtitle.
     
  10. Buck Turgidson

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    Soon the super karate monkey death car will park in my space! But Jimmy has fancy plans...and pants to match.
     

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