I don't know if this thread has ever been created before, but I have noticed a staggering amount of Simpsons fans on this BBS. So tell me BBSers, what is your favorite Simpsons line. Lisa, referring to the fruit basket Homer was eating. Lisa: What did you get that for? Homer: For pushing Mr. Burns out a 3 story window. Bart: Makes sense to me. Lisa: Did he die? Homer: What am I, a doctor? Classic line. ------------------ She hates testicles, thus limiting the men she can admire to Democratic candidates for president. -- John Greenway, "The American Tradition", on feminist Elizabeth Gould Davis
The one from the latest Halloween special where Homer has 24 hours to do one good deed so he can get into heaven. Homer: I need to do one good deed so I can get into heaven. Marge: You could cut the grass, paint the house... Homer: Whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm trying to get into heaven, I'm not running for Jesus. ------------------ "Priorities is our values"-Dubya at campaign stop in San Jose on 11/1/00 visit www.swirve.com
Jasper, to Smithers: Slow down, sidewalks for regular walkin', not for fancy walkin'. or, Jasper, as substitute teacher: Looking out the window, that's a paddlin'. Laughing at my sandals, that's a paddlin'. Paddlin' the school canoe, oh your better believe thats a paddlin'! ------------------ Don't come in Bullard's house!
The one I hear on the radio every once in a while Homer: I'd kill everyone in this room for one drop of sweet, tasty beer. ------------------ stop posting my damn signature
Impossible to pick one. Impossible. How about one of my favorite episodes about the "Funzo" doll, making fun of the Xmas crazy for "Furbies" and "Tickle Me Elmo". The end of the commercial for the "Funzo" doll the guy says to all the kids, "If you don't have a Funzo doll, you're nuthin'" Or, after the Funzo doll starts breaking the other toys in the house... Lisa: "OH NO! The 'Funzo' doll has been programmed to eliminate the competition!!" Bart: "You mean like Microsoft?" Lisa: "Exactly!" ------------------ NOTHING BUT .NET CLUTCHCITY.NET
Clutch is correct, it's almost impossible to pick ONE favorite line from the Simpsons, but a few great ones come to mind... In the episode where Ned goes to the nut house and Homer's trying to help him... Homer: "I engaged in intercourse with your spouse or significant other....Now THAT'S psychiatry!!" From the episode where Sideshow Bob tries to kill Bart... Paroll board member: "Why do you have a tatoo on your chest that says 'die bart, die?'" Sideshow Bob: "No, that's German for "the bart, the'" Paroll board member: "No one who speaks German can possibly be evil! Paroll Granted!" Then there's the classic grandpa quote from the same episode: Lisa: "Grandpa, Matlock isn't real!" Grandpa: "Neither are my teeth, but I can still eat corn on the cob....if you scrape it off and mash it into a fine paste for me...Now that's good eatin'!!" Then, the episode where the Simpsons go to see the monster truck rally with "Truck-A-Saurus" and the TV Announcer says during the advertisement, "If you miss this, you better be dead, or in Jail!! And if you're in jail....BREAK OUT!!!!" ------------------ If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding!!
Homer: Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand. Or from the episode when Marge becomes a cop: Homer: But Marge, if you're the man, that makes me the woman. And I have no interest in that. Except for occasionally wearing the underwear which we both know is a comfort issue. There are thousands more great lines, of course. ------------------ Houston Sports Board The Anti-Bud Adams Page
That is impossible as previously stated. There's just too many. I'll just say one which I remember at the time........maybe not. I forgot it. It had something to do with Carnies though. Anyone remember that epsiode? ------------------ Francis out top, 9 seconds on the clock, he gives a no look pass to Cuttino Mobley, 4 seconds left, Mobley passes to an open Langhi in the corner with 1 second left! Langhi at the buzzer.......YES!!! How Sweet It Is!!
The birds are having sex with the bees... or so is my understanding. Why would we want to marry our cousins, Shelbyville? Because they're so attractive. ------------------ Rockets Draft Obligations Summary http://www.gaffordstudios.cjb.net/
Young Homer: Get with it Dad. Young Grandpa: I used to be with it. Then they changed what it was. Now, what I'm with isn't it, and what's it seems weird and scary to me. It'll happen to you! *** Homer: No more get-rich-quick schemes for me. This scheme is going to get me rich... and quick. ------------------ Rockets Draft Obligations Summary http://www.gaffordstudios.cjb.net/
ralph wiggam: "my cats breath smells like cat food" another great ralph quote. to the teacher in school" Mrs ?????? "can i have another worm?, i ate mine" this one was in the episode where Bart has a "play date" with Ralph. bart breaks into the jail and turns on the electric chair. later lisa and bart launch a rocket to warn the police that the chair is on. it hits Mr. Burns Mr. Burns to smithers "Smithers,I have a rocket in my pocket" smithers replies" Yes you do" in a sexual way. but the best episode is when Bart gets a creditcard in Santas little helpers name(the dog). and in the end the cops find some weed at the blind guys house. they then bring over some hookers, beer, and crank Bob marley while cheif wiggams sings along "we jammin, hope you like jammin too" too many good ones later ------------------
I'm with Hydra. Jasper is the best. I like this one... Jasper (to Bart): Hello little girl. Bart: I'm a boy - are you blind? Jasper: Yes. ------------------ My dream job is to be a Houston Rockets towel boy.
There's so many quotes I like, but heres one of my top favorites. Lou: Here's your man, chief. Wiggum: Cecil? I think not. This looks like the work of crazy old Sideshow Bob. Lisa: No, Chief, Bob's innocent, it's the truth! Wiggum: Truth, hah? That sounds like the testimony of crazy old Lisa Simpson. Lou: Cecil just voluntarily confessed, Chief. Wiggum: That's some good work, Lou. You'll make sergeant for this. Lou: Uh, I already am sergeant, Chief Bob: But surely I caught Cecil Wiggum: Well Lou here says you were resisting arrest. Lou:No I didn't Chief Wiggum: Quiet Lou or I'll bust you down to sergeant so fast. ------------------ MOO Bush and Gore make me want to Ralph votenader.com
Just to name a few: "In this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!" - Homer "Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others!" - Either Kang or Kodos "You can't seriously want to ban alcohol. It tastes great, makes women appear more attractive, and makes a person virtually invulnerable to criticism." - Mayor Quimby "God has no place within these walls, just like facts have no place within organized religion!" - Superintendent Chalmers
This is almost impossible. Here's a couple: Ralph: Me fail English? That's unpossible. Homer to Bart: Are you going to stop the casual swearing? Bart: Hell yes. Homer to Rev. Lovejoy: Oh, is this going to be about Jesus? Rev. Lovejoy: All things are about Jesus, Homer. Sideshow Bob to Marge: Madam, you're children are no more...than a couple of ill-bread ruffians. Marge: Even Lisa? Bob: Especially Lisa. But especially Bart. Bart: That sucks. Marge: Bart, where did you learn language like that. Homer (on phone): Those guys were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked. I gotta go. My damn weiner kids are here. Bart (sung): Can I be a booze hound? Homer (sung): Not 'til you're fifteen. Kang: What are you going to do? This is a two-party system. Spectator: I'm voting for a third-party candidate. Kang: Go ahead. Throw your vote away. Homer: Don't blame me. I voted for Kodos. I could do this list all night! ------------------ Save Our Rockets and Comets SaveOurRockets.com
Cheif Wiggum: "That's some nice flutin' boy." Old guy: "Who shot who in the what now?" ------------------ REMEMBER: A Vote for Nader is a Vote for Bush (and apparently he's a drunk)
Naturally i have to pick this line: "I think women and Seamen don't mix" - Mr. Smithers, from the King Kong Halloween parody [This message has been edited by outlaw (edited November 03, 2000).]
Sideshow Bob, "Attempted murder? What is that? They don't give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry!" ------------------
No beer and no TV make Homer something something something ------------------ In order to be a success in life, you need 2 things: 1. Don't tell everything you know.
