Exactly... Possibly the funniest moments though are when something bad happens to George like the shrinkage incident, he opens the van door when his parents are...you know, the time when George gets traded, the time George is pullin up the marble rye, and so on.....I'm not sayin those are my favorite Seinfeld moments, the show has an endless amount of them - those are pretty memorable though.
Kramer's cigar smoke-out syndrome and Jerry's reaction to it. Priceless. "Look away...I'm hideous!!!"
Yeah that's a classic... Also, the time Kramer and Jerry switch apartments and the light shines through and keeps Jerry up. He starts actin exactly like Kramer and does a great job of it... "Oh I'm stressed!"
1. And you want to be my Latex Salesman 2. Is anyone here a Marine Biologist 3. Ladies and Gentlemen, that's one magic Loogie 4. I won a contest
I also like it when amazingly good things happen to George. He has this look on his face like he can't believe it's working. Like when he did the opposite of everything, and he got hired by the Yankees. Or when he got a toupee and women were attracted to him. Or when he saved the whale. Or even when his fiancee died, I guess.
Many ones for me including: 1)Jackie Chiles wanting to get a piece of the tobacco companies for years 2) Kruger wanting a "Gammy" and picking George to fill that role 3) pretty much the whole Soup Nazi episode But I think my favorite Seinfeld moments involve Poppy. I love the one where he urinates on Jerry's sofa who then gives it to George who gives to Frank ("You mean to tell me that you had your father lying in URINE!!"). But they showed, I think, the first Poppy episode in which Jerry was dating his daughter and Poppy tells Jerry in the restroom that he is going to fix him the most wonderful pie. Jerry smiles and then notices that Poppy doesn't wash his hands. The look on his face is priceless as well as him shaking his head no that he doesn't want to eat Poppy's pie ("Well, Poppy is a little sloppy.")
My fav is Elaine trying to Dance "Little Kicks"... but I saw one last night over here and it was the one Jerry dating the daughter of Poppi...Poppi didn't wash his hands...
Elaine: I met this lawyer, we went out to dinner, I had the lobster bisque, we went back to my place, yada yada yada, I never heard from him again. Jerry: But you yada yada'd over the best part. Elaine: No, I mentioned the bisque.
George trying to get fired by the yankees. He was dragging the world series trophy around the parking lot and yelling in a megaphone. Kramer pouring blood into Jerrys radiator. Newmans mail truck exploding when Kramer's adopt a highway scheme went horribly wrong.
I have always enjoyed the episode where George gets smarter the longer he goes without sex. The festivus episode is also a classic.
My favorite episode: "The Comeback." This episode had many great things going on. Kramer arranges to die with dignity (the living will). Jerry learns his tennis consultant is a lousy player. George becomes obsessed with responding to an insult. And of course my favorite line.... Riley: You know, George, the ocean called. They're running out of shrimp. George: Well, the jerk store called. They're running out of you!" Riley: "What's the difference? You're their all-time best seller." Haha...still cracks me up to this day.
1. Peterman: Damn it, Elaine. That wasn't Zach. That was the yam-yam. Now, he is going cold turkey. (Ordering) And you will be at his side. 2. [Elaine is visiting Peterman in the Burmese jungle. Elaine is brought in and told to sit. ] Peterman: Elaine. Elaine: Mr. Peterman. [A boy cuts a piece of fruit in the background, Peterman scolds him in another language ] Elaine: You speak Burmese? Peterman: No Elaine, that was gibberish. So did you have any trouble finding the place? Elaine: No, you're the only white poet warlord in the neighborhood. Peterman: Are you an assassin?
For me, there are 3. 1. The entire Soup Nazi episode. 2. Newman flying down the hill in the runaway rickshaw. 3. Kramer feeds the horse Bean-o, giving it monstrous gas and causing his girlfriend's parents to return as George tries to sneak in the rye.
okay, soup nazi.. that a classic, no doubt. the one where peterman speaks gibberish over in india (or whereever he was) i was on the floor laughin.. hahah i really like the one where kramer's teeth turn brown. gosh, there's just soooo many of 'em... i can't even think right now..
wait, i got it.. the one where kramer starts "kramerica industries"... and he has the apprentice workin for him. He's testing out the oil in the ball from "play now" where george works. Jerry shows up at Play Now with the video camera. Kramer says, "hey jerry, you got the camera?" Jerry says, "yeah, i just loaded a 6 hour tape. That should cover the experiment, the arrest, and most of the trial..." HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
one where george practices abstinence and becomes a genius. Elane gets dumb. And George is hitting homerun and homerun at yankee stadium. George goes to where jerry is doing his standup and he's supposed to go on next, he walks up and grabs two objects, sticks 'em on his head like antennae and says, "hey, what are these... do do do do"
