Some d******d threw 3 slices of pizza on my lawn last night. I knew exactly who it was because 4 houses down the street there was an empty pizza box outside for garbage pickup (if only these dumb****s had a brain). As payback I took a piss in a bottle and poured it all over his radiator. He'll get to whiff my nasty urine in this 100 degree heat for the entire summer everytime he goes in his car....have fun. So, what are your favorite pranks?
Saran Wrap over the toilet bowl but under the seat... What goes in stays right there or runs off on the floor. Always good for a laugh...
Using a tire pressure gauge, let out the air in all four tires. Putting a fishhead inside someone's mailbox. Smearing dogsh!t underneath a car door handle.
oooooo! this is fun... how about the classic "upper decker"? if someone's having a party at their house, use their bathroom. but, instead of taking a crap in the bowl, take the lid off of the water tank part of the toilet and crap in there. that way, whenever someone flushes the toilet... only "crappy" water will come back into the bowl.
This a-hole in my neighborhood owns 2 pit bulls and when he takes them for a walk, he lets them run all over the neighborhood and crap in other people's lawns. Not only that, he lets the dogs run up to people and waits a few seconds before calling them off. Anyways, for payback, my dad found some of the pit bull's **** in our yard and put it in an envelope. He then put it in his mailbox after he got his mail for that day so it could cook in the afternoon sun. Needless to say, the mailman started leaving his mail on his door step for a while.
I put a ripe banana under the car seat of a friend of mine when he left his car unlocked. It was in there for like a week, slowly rotting, before he figured out what was going on. Another classic is to round up stray cats and shut them in a person's car if they leave it unlocked. The combination of piss, crap and claw sharpening on the upholstery is guaranteed to piss someone off.
ugh. Sick. ,,,,but I laughed in amazement. I would have to say making a barfbag using a blender, and spill it all over one's front porch.
My older brother and his friend once pissed in a fire and told me to sniff it. then they were always telling me how one day I would drink something, and there would be laxatives in it. I got pissed off at them so one day when they told me to get them some Mountain Dew. So I took some Mountain Dew, filled a cup like 1/3 full and then filled the rest with stale pickle juice that had been in the fridge for like 4 years. Dude took a drink of that... and they never messed with me again.
Well, I have never done the cat thing. That is a prank my dad told me about when he was a kid. He worked in a fried chicken joint, and some woman walked in the door while all the employees were laughing at some unrelated joke. She apparently thought they were laughing at her for some reason, and promptly went into the bathroom, took a dump, and proceeded to smear it all over the walls and floor. Many of the employees (who were subsequently forced to clean up the mess) decided to get the woman back one night when someone found out where she lived (I don't remember what she drove, but apparently it was unique enough that no one else had a car like hers, so they found her...I think she had a custom paint job). At any rate, they caught her car unlocked one night and did the cat thing. I loved the idea as a prank and always keep it in mind if someone were to piss me off. But I have yet to have the opportunity.
All you guys have these devious pranks. It's dumb. If you want to get somebody, just walk up to their car, and take a **** on the hood.
Yeah, the original prank was a little over the top IMO. What does three pizza slices in the yard hurt? And that was some very circumstantial evidence you based your conclusion on. I mean, hardly anyone eats pizza, right? Regardless, doing that to a person's car for slices of pizza in the yard is very unnecessary.
The same person lighting a bottle rocket at 3 AM in front of my house for 2 straight nights warranted it. People just don't randomly throw pizza in someone's yard. If you want them to stop being a dip****, you do something drastic.
You left that out of the original post, but I still don't think that warrants messing with someone's automobile. I'm sure a judge would agree.
Way back in high school, this little sophmore prick parked his bmw in senior parking. So my buddy & I got our trucks - I had a beat up suburban & he had an even more beat up International pickup - & parked em on either side, leaving about 3 inches room between cars. After school, we were at football practice so the dude had to wait around for like 4 hours before he could leave.
Best one I ever pulled was in New Braunfels, camping on the Guadalupe. Several regulars who I used to go with always slept in their lawn chairs. After one night of heavy drinking (Aren't all nights camping there spent drinking heavily?), one of my buddies fell asleep in his lawn chair. I took out a large roll of saran wrap and proceeded to "shrink wrap" him to his chair. Sure enough, about 6 in the morning when he wakes up to go take a piss, he discovers he can't move. He starts screaming and cussing us out, waking up everyone within a 50 foot radius. We were laughing so hard we almost pissed our pants watching almost piss in his! He finally wiggled his way out and chased us, but he had to piss so bad he couldn't run. I miss all those camping trips!
