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Favorite Oxymorons?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by 3814, Jan 7, 2005.

  1. 3814

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    here's some of mine.

    military intelligence
    happily married
    rapid transit
    computer jock
    soft rock
    holy war
    Fox News
    pretty ugly

    others.?.?.?
     
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    'Microsoft Works'

    LOL! Thats great!:D
     
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    Rice football.
     
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    OCP p*****s
     
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    Jumbo shrimp
     
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    "ESPN Sports"
     
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    Female logic. :D
     
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    Cold as hell???

    Maybe that was just me.:confused:
     
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    Cowboy football
     
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    Basketball Skills.
     
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    Cheap as dirt

    Considering today's inflated real estate prices.
     
  14. s land balla

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    how is "rapid transit" an oxymoron?
     
  15. steddinotayto

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    first thing that came to my mind too. Music Television? They haven't been Music Television since 1990.
     
  16. meggoleggo

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    It's pretty damn cold in Hell, or maybe you didn't know....

    Hell, Norway

    Or

    Hell, Michigan
     
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    Rocket shooters
     
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    Christian President
     
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    rockbox Around before clutchcity.com

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    coach van gundy
     

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