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Favorite Oxymorons

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  1. dandorotik

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    Saw on a resume today and had to mention:

    "I currently work for a non-profit health care corporation."

    Huh??

    Others??
     
    #1 dandorotik, Mar 27, 2009
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    Jumbo-shrimp
     
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    :eek:

    Thats my resume!
















    jk. ;)
     
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    deafening silence
    airline food
     
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    Utah Jazz.

    Yeah, when I think of great jazz music, I naturally think of Utah...
     
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    "Favorite Oxymoron"
     
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    bobrek Politics belong in the D & D

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    military intelligence
     
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    two words combined that can't make sense
    possibly i've seen too much
    hangar 18 i know too much
     
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    A good dandorotik thread. :p
     
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    Hold up real quick.
     
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    #1 "Im hot man"
    #2 "Do you want some water"
    #3 "Naw Im cool"

    Happens everytime

    not really an oxymoron...
     
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  15. dandorotik

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    Oh, I'm sure they will do their research. Matter of fact, I looked that up and found the same thing. Just sounded strange.
     
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    Thank you.




    (In an oxymoronic kinda way).
     
    #16 dandorotik, Mar 27, 2009
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    same difference
     
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    Microsoft Works
     
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