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Favorite Married With Children Moments

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Cohete Rojo, Feb 8, 2011.

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  1. Cohete Rojo

    Cohete Rojo Member

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    We're talking about perhaps the greatest show of all time, no?

    Al walks out of a shopping store and passes by a young, fit girl in a tight dress. While looking at her rear end:

    Al: I'd like to see the Japanese make a better one of those.
     
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    <iframe title="YouTube video player" width="480" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/v83AwW0b4ec" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

    And MORE psycho dad!!:
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  3. Landlord Landry

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    Al making fun of the chicken was always the best.
     
  4. Lynus302

    Lynus302 Member

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    Obligatory:
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    Lol -
    Bud: "You can't be this dumb..."
    Kelly: "I can be anything I wanna be...it's the '90's."
    :grin:
     
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  5. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

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    The episode when Jefferson and Al were trying to put the workbench together. Classic!
     
  6. VanityHalfBlack

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    Don't know which season but the family picnic one with the whole cast was hysterical.... I remember Al was biting on the hamburger and spit it out and told Peggie it was because of the bones, LOL...
     
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    <iframe title="YouTube video player" width="480" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/hB4LYHO9zhk" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
  8. ClutchCityReturns

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    That video is so full of WIN.

    I was going to quote the line from around the 2:15 mark of that video. The one about only having a half a tank of gas. :grin:
     
  9. Kam

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    Do they show it on tv like channel 55 or 57 I think it is? Loved this tv show when I was younger.
     
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    I have At&t U-verse, and they give us the west coast feed of TBS and TNT (as well as the central time feed). When I wake up early on Saturday or Sunday mornings, on the west coast feed, they show like an hour or two of Married... episodes. So I usually wake up around 7 am on the weekends, and they're 2 hours behind us, so maybe 5 am on TBS...

    They may run it at that time every day, they may just be Sundays... obviously its early in the morning when when I'm flipping channels and I've seen it on the guide quite often. On weekday mornings I'm up around 5:15 and I almost always just turn on the tv and put on SportsCenter without flipping around or looking at the guide, I won't even guess there.

    I'm sure the internets could confirm this, but set that DVR Kam, and maybe by the end of the week, you'll have 5 hours of this show.
     
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    Confirmed indeed!

    http://www.tbs.com/stories/story/0,,155224,00.html

    Looks like they run an hour every morning, and it's either on from 5 - 6 or 6 - 7 depending on what day of the week. ENJOY!
     
  12. ClutchCityReturns

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    FYI, the entire series is available on Netflix streaming. Just another reason I love that service.
     
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    Might be "OLD COLLEGE TRY", where Al catches Bud drilling a hole through the wall to see the foreign exchange student:

    <tt>Al: That's LOW, son... :(
    Bud seems ashamed.
    Bud: :eek: THAT'S TOO LOW! YOU'LL BE LOOKING AT KNEE CAPS! Move it up!</tt>

    Tops in my list is "DANCE SHOW", where Peg is going out dancing with Mrs. Darcy... and she's seeing a gay dude whose husband tells Al about the possible affair:

    <tt>Al: Maybe your guy isn't getting what he needs at home.
    GD: No, our sex is great.
    Al: I don't want to hear about that. Do you cook for him?
    GD: Every day. Mother said, "a happy man is a well-fed man," and I do feed my man.
    Al: [Stomach growls] yeah, yeah. We'd like to know what you make for him.
    GD: Tonight I made him a nice juicy steak.
    Al: [stomach growls again] and what else?
    GD: Nice baked potato.
    Al: Made it yourself? Not the kind where he waits by the door and it never comes?
    GD: Uh, no. But it's terrible when that happens.
    Al: Maybe he's tired of you being home while he's working.
    GD: I'm an office manager-- 40 thou a year.
    Al: That b*stard! Guys like that deserve what they get.
    GD: He's getting your wife.
    Al: Let the punishment fit the crime.
    GD: I don't know, maybe it's my fault. Andy's a man about town, whereas I like staying home to watch a ball game.
    Al: Wait a second. wait a second. You work, you cook, and you like sports?
    GD: Yeah... that's not really a man's game.
    Al: I love you.</tt>

    :grin:
     
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    Kelly beating everyone at pool. (Not necessarily fav., but one of the few specific moments from the show I remember)
     
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    Fixed ;)

    On another note, I really liked this show.
     
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    :eek: Well done, sir. I missed it. Why didn't you fix the other one?

    What about "The Bundy Credo"??

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  17. SunsRocketsfan

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    haha that show was awesome!!
    i can watch the episodes over and over and still laugh every time. There was a point in time where i can watch just 2 seconds of the show and name exactly which episode it was and also quote the episode line for line (not sure that is something to be proud of lol)

    Anyways if you dont know you can watch full episodes on youtube Seasons 4-7

    http://www.youtube.com/show?p=UMu1inydRWc
     
  18. Ron from the G

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    I like the old dating game episode with Bud. Going to find the episode I never realized Bill Maher was in it.

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    Kelly and Bud are sitting on the couch....

    Bud: (Slaps Kelly upside the head) Fly on your head.....
    Kelly: (Punches Bud in the stomach) Tapework....


    One of the few moments where Kelly actually demonstrated some smarts :grin:
     
  20. Fyreball

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    One of the few moments where I didn't..... :(
     

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