There are so many good ones to choose from, but my personal favorite has to be from NETWORK. "I'm mad as hell, and I'm not going to take it anymore!" ------------------
"Neither, because they're both figments of your fu*king imagination!"- Chasing Amy ------------------ [This message has been edited by tacoma park legend (edited June 18, 2001).]
"I'm gonna gouge your eyes out you bald b@stard!!!" "Hey, I probably saved his life !!" Woody "Yeah, but you didn't have to sit and have a beer with them." chick "Well, I didn't want them to think we were in cahoots!!" woody "I'm sure they figured that out when you threw tobasco sauce in his eyes." chick "she said handsome, not handless." Kingpin "Fork it over chompers." "Have you seen my baseball ?" Something about Mary. ------------------ "norm, would you like to buy an indian scalp ? This deal isn't gonna make or break me Norm, so don't jerk me around." Harry Carey "Norm, if I had a mohawk scalp, I wouldn't be sitting here talking to you." [This message has been edited by gr8-1 (edited June 18, 2001).]
Joker: "Have you ever shot any women, or children?" Helicopter Gunner: "Yeah." Joker: "How can you shoot women and children?" Helicopter Gunner: "Easy: just don't lead 'em so much" Paraphrased from memory from Full Metal Jacket [This message has been edited by jamcracker (edited June 18, 2001).]
Mrs. White: He threatened to kill me in public. Miss Scarlet: Why would he want to kill you in public? I know it's stupid (and from a stupid movie), but it makes me laugh every time. Another favorite: "Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops." Or: I once asked this literary agent what writing paid the best, and he said, "ransom notes." ------------------
This will test your ability to stay afloat at high speeds. ------------------ When this guy started smoking 40 years ago, people had no idea it was bad for you. People had to guess based on the hacking cough, shortness of breath, and bloody phlegm girl you looks good won't you mock that draft up?!
How could I forget 'Love & Death'"s quote: Countess Alexandra: You're the greatest lover I've ever had. Boris: I practice alot when I'm alone. ------------------ When this guy started smoking 40 years ago, people had no idea it was bad for you. People had to guess based on the hacking cough, shortness of breath, and bloody phlegm girl you looks good won't you mock that draft up?!
The entire script from the movie Monty Python and the Holy Grail, which has been repeated on these boards numerous times. But as for one line: Surely you can't be serious... I am serious, and don't call me Shirley. ------------------ I always thought "With my talent, it's only a matter of time before I'm discovered". Now I think "With my talent, it's only a matter of time before I'm found out".
from Barfly, one of my all time favorites Wanda:"I hate people...do you hate people?" Henry:"No, but I seem to feel better when they're not around." ------------------ "Beware the lollipop of mediocrity. Lick once and you suck forever."
I have too many favorites to mention all of them but here are a few off the top of my head. "Like I told my last wife, I said, "Honey, I never drive faster than I can see, and besides it's all in the reflexes." "You ain't leading but two things right now, Jack and ****. And Jack just left town." " This is not a business, this is show business. Punching below the belt is not only alright, it's rewarded." ------------------ Ceo of the Walt Williams and Lisa Malosky fan club. My Mockumentary atheistalliance.org [This message has been edited by DEANBCURTIS (edited June 18, 2001).]
From Gattaca: Ethan Hawk: "You should be going up there (space), instead of me." Jude Law: "Why?" Ethan Hawk:"Because up there, your legs wouldn't matter." (Jude Law's character was cripple) Jude Law: "I'm afraid of heights." ------------------ CC.NET Sim League Web Page My Team (Sonics) Feeling claustrophobic, like the walls are closing in. Blood stains on my hands, and I don't know where I've been. I'm in trouble for the things I haven't got to yet. I'm chomping at the bit, and my palms are getting wet. Sweating Bullets Runnin', Ravin', Endin', Out.
From Office Space: Peter: Hey Lawerence, what would you do with a million dollars? Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do man...two chicks at the same time. Peter: That's what you'd do with a million dollars, two chicks at the same time? Lawrence: Damn right always wanted to do that and with a million dollars, I think I could hook that up cause chicks dig guys with money. Peter: Well not all chicks. Lawrence: Well the kind that would double up on guy like me would. "Why don't you just change your name to Mike Bolton?" "No way, why should I change? He's the one who sucks!" and from "Don't Be a Menace" Loc Dog: "Name: Loc Dog, baby. Height: Six-deuce! Age: 19. Father's name: mmm... I dunno. Sex: hell yeah, n****! Salary desired: 3 million dollars! Cash!" (paraphrase from memor) Loc Dog: "I wanna get me a job at a bank or somethin, work my way up through middle management and become an executive, then I'm gonna rob that mother blind!" Both those movies are filled with hilarious lines . . . ------------------ blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
Also from Office Space: Peter: What if we're still doing this (same job) when we're in our fifties?!? Coworker: It would be nice to have that kind of job security. ------------------
Some of my favorite lines are from Caddyshack! Ty Webb: Do you take drugs Danny? Danny: Everyday Ty: Good, so what's the problem? -- Co-smoker: What kind of sh*t is this? Spaulding: It's the best man, I got it from a negro. You're probably so high already you don't even know it. -- Carl: I invented my own kind of grass too! did you know that? Look at this...this is registered Carl Spackler Bent. This is a hybrid, this is a cross, of.. uh uh...bluegrass, Kentucky bluegrass, Featherbed bent and Northern California Sensimilla. The amazing stuff about this is that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon take it home and just get stoned to the bejesus belt that night on this stuff! -- rH ------------------ visit: groovehouse.org
"You hear that Mr.Anderson? that is the sound of inevitability. Its also the sound of your death. Good bye Mr.Anderson." "My... Name...Is Neo" _____________________ Samir from Office Space "Son of a Sh**, MotherBitch, F***Sh**, AssBitch..." "You, are a very, very bad man." ________________________ "Dude, Wheres my Car?" "Wheres your car dude?" "Stoner bashing time!" __________________________ "UNLEASH THE FURY MITCH!!!!" "Hey old man, tell that b**** to make me some blueberry pancakes. I got tha munchies REAL bad." ------------------ The next time I have meat and mashed potatoes, I think I'll put a very large blob of potatoes on my plate with just a little piece of meat. And if someone asks me why i didn't get more meat, ill just say, "Oh, you mean this?" and pull out a big piece of meat from inside the blob of potatoes, where ive hidden it. Good magic trick, huh?
"I was born to love you I was born to lick your face I was born to rub you But you were born to rub me first" ------------------ www.swirve.com "Pre-born, you're fine, pre-school, you're f*****."-George Carlin
also from the Matrix : "How about I give you the figner and you give me my phone call ? This Gestapo **** ain't gonna work on me." ------------------ "norm, would you like to buy an indian scalp ? This deal isn't gonna make or break me Norm, so don't jerk me around." Harry Carey "Norm, if I had a mohawk scalp, I wouldn't be sitting here talking to you."
