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Fav Chappelle One-Liners

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  1. johnvv

    johnvv Member

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    "I'm Rick James! b****!"

    "I'm Dave Chappelle and I'm a chronic masturbator."

    and


    "What did the five fingers say to the face?"

    ...loved the answer:D
     
    #1 johnvv, Sep 24, 2004
  2. yipengzhao

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    i keep it real
     
    #2 yipengzhao, Sep 24, 2004
  3. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

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    "Charlie Murphy"
     
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    Anyone going to the Improv to see Charlie Murphy and Ashy Larry this weekend? I want to go tonight.
     
    #4 drapg, Sep 24, 2004
  5. Just B

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    Oh god there's so many of em, but here's the three that stick out...

    "i talk like a straight up gangsta b****!
    -Al Roker on the Reparations episode


    "You may know him as Flipper, but I know him as James, the n***** hating dolphin"
    -Racist Hollywood animals episode


    And my all-time favorite........

    "Some mark-ass n***** stepped on my sneakers and poured Morton's salt on me"
    -History of Gang Wars documentary
    :D
     
    #5 Just B, Sep 24, 2004
  6. Pole

    Pole Houston Rockets--Tilman Fertitta's latest mess.

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    Abba Zabba, you my only friend.
     
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    Not exactly a one liner but:

    "When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong."
     
    #7 Zion, Sep 24, 2004
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    "Cocaine is a helluva drug..."
     
    #8 bejezuz, Sep 24, 2004
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    "...and Latinos like drums and electric piano with some spanish gibberish on top."
     
    #9 Mulder, Sep 24, 2004
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    "Does Wayne Brady have to slap a b*tch"
     
    #10 Rocket River, Sep 24, 2004
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    "I had sex with Katie too. Katie had some big tiddays!"
     
    #11 h-townfan, Sep 24, 2004
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    "Are you an angel?"
    "Nah, I'm just a ****** that love t*tties."
     
    #12 Buck Turgidson, Sep 24, 2004
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    "We used to eat a whole lot of it back in the day? What was it? Oh yeah, p****."
     
    #13 GreenVegan76, Sep 24, 2004
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    "Correction, I had sex with Katie, too" was probably my favorite line even though it's not really a one-liner, per se.
     
    #14 francis 4 prez, Sep 24, 2004
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    " Do you guys want some grapes..... b****ES"..... Chappele as Prince
     
    #15 Al22ex, Sep 24, 2004
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    anything that Negrodamus says.
     
    #16 giddyup, Sep 24, 2004
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    Just reading the comments here makes me laugh.

    I can't wait for season two to come out on DVD.

    I'm rich b****! <honk> <honk>
     
    #17 Saint Louis, Sep 24, 2004
  18. RocketFan007

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    If it's your favorite one liner at least get it right, it's

    "Does Wayne Brady have to choke a b*tch?"
     
    #18 RocketFan007, Sep 24, 2004
  19. DieHard Rocket

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    If you're going to correct somebody about their favorite one liner, at least get it right, its...

    "Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a b*tch?" ;)

    Other favorites...

    "How about you and your friends, versus me, and the revolution"

    (paraphrase) 'Sometimes I like to sit on my hand for a long time till it gets numb...then masterbate. I call it, the stranger'
     
    #19 DieHard Rocket, Sep 24, 2004
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    "Mexicans are lazy, Michael"

    -Knight Rider car. ( Racist hollywood episode)
     
    #20 synergy, Sep 24, 2004
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