Fatty's guide to Dating: Date 1: Take her to a swank hole in the wall, get her as drunk as possible. Then try like hell to get her to sleep with you. If she does....never call her again. If she doesn't proceed. Date 2: Repeat date 1. Date 3: Repeat date 2. Date 4: Take her to dinner. Something like Marco's or Los Tios, have her take as many margarita's as possible. Then repeat date 1. Date 5: Invite her over to your place for dinner. Tell her you've tried to make this fabulous meal. While you're waiting for her to get there, burn the hell out of two unseasoned chicken breasts. Serve with a canned veg. and instant mashed potatoes. Afterwards, repeat date 1. Date 6: You've got girlfriend material now! Ask her to invite you over to her place for dinner. If her meal sucks, never call her again. If it's good, proceed. Date 7: Tell her that you have this special evening planned. When she arrives, have a bunch of your friends over doing a bunch of shots. Tell her they came over unexpectedly, but they'll be gone soon. Have her participate, and then have everyone try Date 1. (This way, you'll find out if she is faithful.) Date 8: She's starting to make the grade! OK, for this one you can finally take her someplace nice... Like Chili's, or Outback. BUT, this time, take her home, kiss her very nicely, and tell her that you're going to go home because you're a gentleman. (This way, she'll get that whole "mysterious" crush on you. Date 9: Take her to a VERY special event. (like a Rocket's game, or Texan's game. (upper bowl ONLY!!!)) Afterwards, take her to one of the social settings directly outside. Then proceed and drink until you are incoherently drunk. (vomiting helps!) If she's there when you wake up the next morning, proceed to the final... Date 10: Tell her you think that she is really special and you would like to get to know her friends. When you meet them... 1:More guys than girls? Never call again. 2:Ugly friends? Never call again. 3:Hot friends who find you witty and beyond reproach? You've found your girlfriend! Congratulations! Sidenotes: NEVER EVER EVER buy flowers! They will expect them again, and besides, they're worthless dead weeds. I hope this helps y'all find your future life Partner!
Tonaaayyyy's Testimonial Wow, after trying these great tips, from Fatty FatBastard, I can now call myself a man. You changed my life, in 10 easy steps. Not only can I get 1, 2, 3, but 7 ladies in one night.
This is LHutzy kinda stuff. I'd normally love it, but... Got one in the oven. Single woman-man kinda thing from here on out. Still, I love to slum. Almost as much as I love my girl. A guy can still dream, though. Can't he?
How abouyt registering for one? HAHAHAHA. or gettingg one from ethe catalog you get in the mail. ???????!!! Yes!
When are you going to put up those pics...I'm curious to see just how geeky people here look . By the way, I'm gonna try these 10 steps!
