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[Fat Girl]Double Date Hell... PLEASE HELP!

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Franchise2001, Apr 25, 2008.

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  1. Franchise2001

    Franchise2001 Contributing Member

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    Ok... i don't have very long.

    I'm trying to figure out how to get a girl to not bring a fat friend for my friend without sounding like a complete douche. I just got the girl's name... checked out her myspace for friend's with that specific name and boom.. Big deuce and a half (thats 250 lbs)... my friend is pissed.. lol


    helpppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp :D
     
    #1 Franchise2001, Apr 25, 2008
  2. macalu

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    tell your date you're friend is asian.
     
    #2 macalu, Apr 25, 2008
  3. Royals Ego

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    bumper sticker [no fat chicks]
     
    #3 Royals Ego, Apr 25, 2008
  4. Royals Ego

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    OH I GET IT.
     
    #4 Royals Ego, Apr 25, 2008
  5. DaDakota

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    Dude, he should just go....it might be fun.....and he can be a man about it and just be friendly....of course if a hot chick walks up....he has the right to go tap that keg.

    DD
     
    #5 DaDakota, Apr 25, 2008
  6. Invisible Fan

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    Buy him the entire night's round of beers.
     
    #6 Invisible Fan, Apr 25, 2008
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    post both girls' myspace pages
     
    #7 v3.0, Apr 25, 2008
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    Your friend needs to fake an illness, post haste.
     
    #8 Oski2005, Apr 25, 2008
  9. Franchise2001

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    He's gotten over the initial shock of it... it's been a long day of work.

    Maybe its a different girl (I've confirmed age of the fat girl via txt message)... but if it is her, I've got his dinner and 2 rounds of drinks... lol
     
    #9 Franchise2001, Apr 25, 2008
  10. Franchise2001

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    LOL i just got a text... CONFIRMED FAT GIRL!!!

    "i apologize now, she's my only single friend"
     
    #10 Franchise2001, Apr 25, 2008
  11. krnxsnoopy

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    word.

    also next time, tell your girl beforehand to bring a "cute" friend for your friend. And then proceed to tell her about how great your friend is. That way she'll make sure to bring a high quality chick around. ;)
     
    #11 krnxsnoopy, Apr 25, 2008
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    you need to convince him to accept that extra chub.

    just more cushion for the pushin'!!
     
    #12 aussie rocket, Apr 25, 2008
  13. Franchise2001

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    agreed... lesson learned

    Maybe I might have a few drinks and get picture taking happy during this meal if u know what i mean ;)

    The real problem is that I've already hooked up with the other girl. I travel a lot so I don't really see her much. I don't want to leave my friend hanging if we hook up again, but he'll live :p
     
    #13 Franchise2001, Apr 25, 2008
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    Haha.. If that happens, tell your friend to "go do something with her" or "take one for the team"
     
    #14 krnxsnoopy, Apr 25, 2008
  15. Franchise2001

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    At what point does a girl go from a "grenade" to a "land mine" ?
     
    #15 Franchise2001, Apr 25, 2008
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    tell him fat girls give the best head.
     
    #16 madmonkey37, Apr 25, 2008
  17. Franchise2001

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    and you know this how.... ?
     
    #17 Franchise2001, Apr 25, 2008
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    Your friend is the one who needs the advice. And I would tell him to call out sick.
     
    #18 Shaud, Apr 25, 2008
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    a true wing man would go.
     
    #19 Bandwagoner, Apr 25, 2008
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