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Fat Female Fined for Feasting

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Fatty FatBastard, Oct 2, 2008.

  1. Fatty FatBastard

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    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1757267.ece

    Heh heh. Sorry, but I find this funny. Especially after seeing what she ate, and then seeing her pic. "It's a metabolism thing..."

    FAST food fan Natalie Jackson was hit with a £150 fine at KFC — for staying too long gorging on a monster-sized “family bucket”.

    The trainee nurse and a pal plumped for FOURTEEN chicken pieces, SIX bags of fries and large COKES with refills after driving to their local branch.


    They spent an hour and a half scoffing the 5,456-calorie feast. Days later regular customer Natalie got the fine in the post for breaking the restaurant car park’s 75-minute limit.




    Feast ... family bucket
    The 24-year-old fumed yesterday: “It’s disgusting. I spend a lot of money in there. Now I’m never going back.”

    Hungry
    Natalie — who eats at KFC three times a week — complained to restaurant bosses that she was unaware of signs warning of the time limit in Huddersfield, West Yorks.


    The mega bucket, which busts the Health Department’s recommended 1,940-a-day calorie count for women, cost her £13.16p.

    Natalie vowed there was fat chance of her paying the £150 — insisting: “It didn’t feel like I was in there all that long. We were hungry.”


    Last night KFC said restaurant parking was contracted to private firm Civil Enforcement Ltd — but promised to review Natalie’s case.

    A spokesman said: “A parking restriction was introduced to prevent non-KFC customers using the car park.


    “The 75-minute time limit is designed to accommodate our customers who generally eat for about 30 minutes.”
     
  2. TMac640

    TMac640 Contributing Member

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    We should start fining fat people in general :)
     
  3. mlwoo

    mlwoo Contributing Member

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    I bet there would be a lot of fines for this board then.
     
  4. AntiSonic

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    Wow, health concerns aside, KFC is dumber than the RIAA with this. They must make a fortune off of her.
     
  5. TheyCallmeExMan

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    would you like to borrow some money?
     
  6. Lil Pun

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    Wasn't she really fined for parking?
     
  7. conquistador#11

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    These are the evils of capitalism.

    I tend to only get biscuits and honey from KFC. thankfully, there is a taco bell inside every Colonel sanders establishment.
     
  8. mlwoo

    mlwoo Contributing Member

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    Nah, I got plenty.
     
  9. TheyCallmeExMan

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    fat bruthas gotta help each other out sometimes.
     
  10. Asian Sensation

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    3...2...1..... Until Major Malcontent has another breakdown for bringing up a thread that pokes fun at fat people/fast food.
     
  11. Fatty FatBastard

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    I can also see the people taking her order.

    "M'aam, what sides would you like with your order?"

    "How many sides do I get?"

    "6."

    "How many are fried?"

    "Just the french fries."

    "I'll have six sides of french fries."
     
  12. Asian Sensation

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    [​IMG]


    HEYYY HEYYYYY HEYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!

    Hercules!! Hercules !!
     
  13. Franchise3

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    LOL! First rate, Fatty. First rate.
     
  14. AntiSonic

    AntiSonic Member

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    Five minutes later...

    It doesn't really count if you're trying to provoke him.
     
  15. T-mac&Yao=RING

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    Thats a huge bytch.
     
  16. finalsbound

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    Off topic, but her hair looks cool...
     
  17. Franchise3

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    Carpet matches the drapes too.
     
  18. moestavern19

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    those are ketchup stains, not highlights.
     
  19. wreck

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    way to go, lets focus on the positives :D
     
  20. BmwM3

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    I hate KFC!
     

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