Farting at work

chicks don't dig the long fart.


what's with the walkman?

 

Huh? *** no!

 

No walkman, but three times I have. ONCE in the breakroom (ask xcharged).

I usually walk over to the Windows Administrators' area and ask one dude: "Hey, man... do you ever just... walk over to someone else's cubicle and rip a stinky beans-and-egg-loaded bomb... and leave?"

Then I leave

He's left all " "

 

yeah he likes to play the..."Guess what i had for dinner" game. especially during the holidays.

 

Do it in the elevator before walking out. The next person getting in will get the brunt of the hit.

 

just going to post something liket this.


do it in the elevator.

 

So far 12 of ya'll are fraking liars.

 

One of the best ways is to ask "Do you smell something burning?" right after so that they take a deep whiff of what you just unloaded into the air.

For the record I voted 'yes'

 

the smelliest and deadliest ones are usually by chicks who put on so much perfume rooms reeks of it when they pass through.

 

i let it rip all the time. i lift one cheek slightly and use the seat cushion as a base which allows me to turn any farts into SBDs. The trick is to leave your cubicle immediately

 

I hope there was no cheeck touching at the time.

 

Yeah, 2 co-workers have walked into my SBD and I was hidden away, kinda just watching their reaction, "OH My GAWD, did you do that?!?" "No, GAWD that's Horrible!!!"

I hate farting in my car, gets into the upholstery.

 

tee hee i'm laughing

 

No, but my dog loves to lay down right next to me and with a pfffff the room fills up with stink.I swear it's like he saves it for me.

 

My dog is the master of this, it seems. She can clear a room...

 

If you have to fart at work always fart next to the fat guy. He will always get the blame.

 

My problem is, I share an office with a girl. No way I'm not getting the blame. I try to walk out into the hallway and act like I'm going somewhere.

 

The cough fart covers me 100%.