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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Xerobull, May 19, 2012.

  1. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum

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    #1 Xerobull, May 19, 2012
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  2. Dairy Ashford

    Dairy Ashford Member

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    Just based on my nine years in Omaha, I'm thinking the niche here is low Protestant/low income and possibly low melanin.
     
  3. KingCheetah

    KingCheetah Atomic Playboy

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    I've been on FO for about two years -- it's great to connect with woman with god fearing sensibilities, but it seems that every girl I end up going out with turns out to be a cow.
     
  4. tallanvor

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    cows need love too
     
  5. Kam

    Kam Member

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    sweet! gonna be nothing but white girls?
     
  6. Dairy Ashford

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    Most of them fatter and dumber than their livestock; the pretty ones that don't get knocked up graduation night usually move to the nearest city to tend bar. Man I'm just spewing some bile on this one.
     
  7. Kam

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    Oh I like me some love handles.
     
  8. No Worries

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    Do not want.
     
  9. Dairy Ashford

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    I kind of wish I'd been an Ag Major, that's actually not a bad way to break into commodity trading.
     
  10. Deji McGever

    Deji McGever יליד טקסני

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    I could not make this up:

    FarmersOnly is not accessible from outside the US and Canada.
     
  11. Roxnostalgia

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    Makes complete sense to me. What a pain it would be to drive Daddy's tractor through Mexico and on through the rest of Central/South America.
     
  12. Deji McGever

    Deji McGever יליד טקסני

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    but...I'm...missing out!
     
  13. Dairy Ashford

    Dairy Ashford Member

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    Funny that nothing in their registration screens for agricultural background but they made sure to tie this loose end. I guess some lines are just drawn in permanent, invisible ink.
     
  14. Roxnostalgia

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    Hehe. More for me.

    Gonna bait my fishin' pole with a side of ham and run as fast as I can!
     
  15. Deji McGever

    Deji McGever יליד טקסני

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    Proxy to the rescue!
     
  16. Nook

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    There are some fine ass farm girls. They can cook like mofo's too
     

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