I hit the wrong code on my alarm and the friggin fire pumper truck came out. Good response time...about 5 minutes, but damn, how embarrassing!!! Weird thing is the alarm company called my wife and cleared it as a false alarm, but the alarm company didn't call back the pumper.
This reminds me of a story... (BTW I swear to God this is true, which makes it all that more irritating...) My friend and I met these two "dancers" one night. They were totally up for anything, so we convinced them to bring us back to their place. So far, so good, but, unfortunately, they didn't remember where they lived, so we ended up driving the wrong direction for about 1 1/2 hours... Again, no biggie. Then they decided to go to an adult shop so they could find "their" video. They couldn't, so they bought some random "adult" video. Again, an irritant, but no biggie. We get to the two girls place about 6 a.m. They try to hook up their VHS to the TV. It won't work because the old VHS cable has been pinched by a plyer to stay on... One girl decides to go and get maintenance to fix it. I stay and talk/make-out with the other girl while she goes downstairs, and my friend stays in the bedroom. After 5 minutes, the girl I'm talking to goes down to find out what's taking so long... They bring back the maintenance man. He's got his shirt off, and looks buff as hell, going "what's the problem, ladies?" My friend and I are just hanging out in their King-Size bed. I kid you not, while he fixes the TV, he gets it to work and the "adult video" shows up. He goes "what's this?" Next thing, we watch these two girls (both who were originally with us... AND WE'RE STILL THERE) start making out with buff guy. I just look at my friend and go (we're outta here!)
We went home, slightly irritated. (I still remember that my boy was peed off that I wanted to leave immediately. He stated later that we would've had them next.)
when i lived in wichita falls the alarm company my parents had was insane... if your smoke detector went off the fire dept was automatically called. There was a grill inside the house to on an island to cook steaks. Needless to say I met the fire dept a few times to many
LOL. yeah that's the quickest leap from false fire alarm to strippers doing it with maintenance man i've ever seen.
I don't get how Fatty linked the two in his head. He said Falcon's story "reminded" him of his... I don't get it.
