(FAIL) Attempted Zucchini Suicide

Found the real pic here. NSFW

Spoiler

Gotcha back!

 

lmao i got fooled twice by the spoilers

 

Nice to see Veggie Tales make the jump to adult stories....

 

I wonder if funneling everclear down that hole would also kill you?

 

I'm trying to figure out how fruit in the butt is an ancient way to kill yourself? Seriously? There wasn't a better, quicker way to off yourself in ancient times besides the good ol booty fruit?

My therory is that he was trying to pleasure himself, underestimated the power of a Zhucchini, and his daughter caught him. The whole "suicide" ploy is the save face some how.

 

oh my god. what a terrible way to die.

 

Embarrasing, anyhow.

 

talk about getting ***** faced...

 

Well, at least the wine wouldn't burn your ass as bad.

(P.S. How the F*** did you find that? Do I even want to know?)

 

That was tuurrrrrible. But I repped you anyway.

 

I know Thanks for the pity rep!

 

This is actually rather funny. I remembered reading about it, and just quick googled it.

However, when I was thinking about where I read about it initially, only one site I visit came to mind - a site populated with perverse juveniles capable of finding humor in the most macabre of pooper-related tales...

Yeah - you guessed it.

:grin:

 

AT least it wasn't an Opo Squash Crap now every time I eat Opo Squash I'm gonna think of this story!!!

 

I remember reading about this story also(it's not easy to forget). I believe the man was from Lake Jackson.

 

If he really wanted to die he would have shoved a pineapple