F* you, f* you, f* you, you're cool, and f* you, I'm out!

dharocks · Aug 9, 2010

Airline steward channels Scarface:

A flight attendant ran out of patience on a plane that just landed at JFK on Monday afternoon, so he allegedly cursed a blue streak over the p.a. system, grabbed some beers, pulled the emergency chute, slid down and ran from the plane, sources said.

Jet Blue employee Steven Slater, 38, was working on Flight 1052 from Pittsburgh to Kennedy Airport, which landed at around 12 p.m., when he got into a verbal altercation with a passenger, law-enforcement sources said.

Following a heated exchange, the flight attendant told off the entire plane on the public address system, activated an emergency chute near the back of the plane and jumped down the evacuation slide and ran for it.

The argument began when one of the 100 passengers on the flight, got up early to get her luggage from an overhead compartment, according to sources. Slater told the passenger to sit back down -- but, as he approached, the woman continued to pull her belongings down and struck him in the head with her bag, authorities said.

Slater asked for an apology but the woman cursed him out, saying in effect "go f--k yourself" and calling him a "mo-fo," according to law enforcement sources who are still sorting out the specifics. Then Slater got on the flight's announcement system and allegedly cursed out everyone on the plane -- especially the person who mouthed off to him, according to law enforcement sources.

When his tirade was through, he then took a some beers from the galley and pulled the emergency chute and slid off the Embraer 190 plane. According to police sources, he threw his luggage down first and said something to the effect of "there goes 28 years," before he took the plunge.

After getting down the slide, Slater took off into the terminal, law-enforcement sources said.

The steward was "having a bad day," sources said.

Slater was later arrested at his home in Belle Harbor, Queens by Port Authority officials. Police sources said that when authorities found Slater he seemed to be in the midst having sexual relations.

He is being charged with 2nd-and 4th-degree criminal mischief, 1st- and 2nd-degree reckless endangerment and criminal trespass in the 3rd degree, according to a spokeswoman for Queens DA Richard Brown. Slater faces up to 7 years in prison if convicted.

No one was injured in the incident. JetBlue, in a statement, added, "At no time was the security or safety of our customers or crewmembers at risk."
Click to expand...

http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/loca...lls-Emergency-Chute-Flies-Coop-100286494.html

Tom Bombadillo · Aug 9, 2010

Let the guy go...

OkayAyeReloaded · Aug 9, 2010

This is some of the funniest stuff I have read in a long time.

Great job, thanks for the article.

JaWindex · Aug 9, 2010

Slater asked for an apology but the woman cursed him out, saying in effect "go f--k yourself" and calling him a "mo-fo," according to law enforcement sources who are still sorting out the specifics. Then Slater got on the flight's announcement system and allegedly cursed out everyone on the plane -- especially the person who mouthed off to him, according to law enforcement sources.

When his tirade was through, he then took a some beers from the galley and pulled the emergency chute and slid off the Embraer 190 plane. According to police sources, he threw his luggage down first and said something to the effect of "there goes 28 years," before he took the plunge.

Slater was later arrested at his home in Belle Harbor, Queens by Port Authority officials. Police sources said that when authorities found Slater he seemed to be in the midst having sexual relations.
Click to expand...

Sounds like an awesome day to me.

Hilltopper · Aug 9, 2010

The best part:

Police sources said that when authorities found Slater he seemed to be in the midst having sexual relations.
Click to expand...

Seemed?

MadMax · Aug 9, 2010

Hilltopper said:

The best part:

Seemed?
Click to expand...

well..they weren't certain. he was washing his parts in a sink, so it was just their best guess.

Jontro · Aug 9, 2010

I dunno... the guys deserves life in prison or possibly the death penalty.

AroundTheWorld · Aug 9, 2010

OkayAyeReloaded said:

This is some of the funniest stuff I have read in a long time.

Great job, thanks for the article.
Click to expand...

I agree, this was hilarious.

I especially like how he TOOK SOME BEERS FIRST before he exited the plane.

And how he was having sex when the police came to get him. Let me guess - with another male steward. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

Thumbs up to the guy. Especially for taking the beer with him.

Lynus302 · Aug 9, 2010

AroundTheWorld said:

I agree, this was hilarious.

I especially like how he TOOK SOME BEERS FIRST before he exited the plane.

And how he was having sex when the police came to get him. Let me guess - with another male steward. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

Thumbs up to the guy. Especially for taking the beer with him.
Click to expand...

I'm calling it a win for the flight attendant, no matter what happens to him.

AroundTheWorld · Aug 9, 2010

I would like to see a picture of the lady who hit him with the bag.

codell · Aug 9, 2010

This guy is my new hero .......................even if he is gay.

AroundTheWorld · Aug 9, 2010

codell said:

This guy is my new hero .......................even if he is gay.
Click to expand...

Same here...nothing wrong with being gay anyway, but I'd say the picture confirms that, but aside from that I say he did great! I just wonder if he took off the high heels before he jumped down that emergency chute!

Edit: Here's his facebook group...LOL.

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Steven-Slater/145469768806134?ref=ts&v=wall

His personal facebook page seems to be this:

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1384866374&v=info&ref=search

Interests
Anything Outdoors, Bicycling, Swimming, Parasailing, St Tropez, Fashion, Interior Decorating, Spirituality and Recovery

Anything Outdoors
Music
New Jack, Contemporary R&B, Jazz, Lounge music, Ambient music, Chill

New Jack
Books
Alcoholics Anonymous, Twelve and Twelve

Hayden_SFC · Aug 9, 2010

Everybody has those shat days, when you want to go nuts.
This guy decided to live it....and stole beer.
Then went home and had sex before getting arrested. :grin:

Jontro · Aug 9, 2010

btw anyone have any idea what he could've meant by "there goes 28 years" right before he plunged?

codell · Aug 9, 2010

AroundTheWorld said:

Same here...nothing wrong with being gay anyway, but I'd say the picture confirms that, but aside from that I say he did great1
Click to expand...

PS - Please, Dear God, tell me someone on that plane took a video of this and is in the process of posting it to Youtube.

DonnyMost · Aug 9, 2010

This dude is my hero.

DFWRocket · Aug 9, 2010

Jontro said:

btw anyone have any idea what he could've meant by "there goes 28 years" right before he plunged?
Click to expand...

According to another article I read..it was thought that he was in a 12-step/recovery type program..I'm thinking from alchohol..thats why he said it just before chugging a beer (according to the article I read earlier today)

It also had quotes from HIS WIFE...yes..he had a wife - I was shocked too.

AroundTheWorld · Aug 9, 2010

DFWRocket said:

It also had quotes from HIS WIFE...yes..he had a wife - I was shocked too.
Click to expand...

Really? That does surprise me.

codell · Aug 9, 2010

AroundTheWorld said:

Click to expand...

Not that there is anything wrong with this ....errrr ....that.

dback816 · Aug 9, 2010

This guy sounds awesome.

It's too bad now he might go to prison because some b**** decided to ....well be a b****.

Forums

F* you, f* you, f* you, you're cool, and f* you, I'm out!

dharocks Member

Tom Bombadillo Member

OkayAyeReloaded Member
Supporting Member

JaWindex Member

Hilltopper Member

MadMax Member

Jontro Member

AroundTheWorld Member

Lynus302 Member

AroundTheWorld Member

codell Member

AroundTheWorld Member

Hayden_SFC Member

Jontro Member

codell Member

DonnyMost Member
Supporting Member

DFWRocket Member

AroundTheWorld Member

codell Member

dback816 Member

Share This Page

About ClutchFans

Rockets Content

Support ClutchFans!

F*** you, f*** you, f*** you, you're cool, and f*** you, I'm out!

dharocks Member

Tom Bombadillo Member

OkayAyeReloaded Member Supporting Member

JaWindex Member

Hilltopper Member

MadMax Member

Jontro Member

AroundTheWorld Member

Lynus302 Member

AroundTheWorld Member

codell Member

AroundTheWorld Member

Hayden_SFC Member

Jontro Member

codell Member

DonnyMost Member Supporting Member

DFWRocket Member

AroundTheWorld Member

codell Member

dback816 Member

Share This Page

F* you, f* you, f* you, you're cool, and f* you, I'm out!

OkayAyeReloaded Member
Supporting Member

DonnyMost Member
Supporting Member