If I know the people here this will be a short-lived thread but looking at extreme makeover I'm thinking that I could use some work on my nose. A little thinner, maybe add an extra nostril. Possibly a penile reduction, you know knock a few pounds off the old wanker. What would you do?
A mother of five decides to get plastic surgery on her privates so her husband can enjoy the snugness she had in her youth. So, she heads off to the doctor for the procedure. Once the procedure is done, she wakes up to find three roses on her bed, and asks the nurse who sent them. The nurse says, "The doctor wanted you to know he appreciates the business, so he left you a rose. Then your husband came in with a rose, stating that he can't wait to feel the results of the surgery, so he left a rose, too." "What about the third rose?" asks the patient. "Oh, that's from Ed in the burn unit. He wanted to say thanks for the new ears."
I'd get my teeth done. They aren't bad, but my two front teeth were broken in a tragic water slide accident when I was 19 and I could really use some new veneers. The main thing I'd want is the trainer. I could sure use a personal trainer to get my ass in shape.
