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[EWW] Crue Wagered on Girl/Mom/Grandma Sex Teams

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Jeff, Aug 22, 2007.

  1. Jeff

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    :eek:

    http://www.spinner.com/2007/08/22/crue-bassist-relives-girls-girls-girls-and-their-moms/

    Nikki Sixx isn't exactly the kind of guy a girl would want to take home to Mama. Unless, of course, you hear the Motley Crue bassist tell it.

    "We would put bounties out on stupid s***, like whoever could sleep with the fattest chick," Sixx tells Blender of the band's past party days. "And managers would start getting involved -- one of them said there was a $10,000 bounty out for whoever could sleep with a mother-daughter team. Then that became too easy, so it was a mother-daughter-grandmother team."

    The rocker -- who releases his jaw-dropping, aptly titled memoir, 'The Heroin Diaries,' on Sept. 18 -- is revealing a lot these days. He also tells Blender the longest he's gone without showering (one month), the last time he punched someone (2005), his advice on marriage ("Don't f***in' do it") and most entertainingly, albeit TMI, his experience with Viagra and Cialis.

    "That s*** rocks," the twice-divorced rocker says. "We were playing somewhere, and there was this beautiful model -- she came to the show and we had a great conversation and were hanging out. She was funny, witty -- and we just felt something. So she says, 'I'm gonna go do something, and I'll come up to the room and meet you, and we'll hang out, watch a movie.' So I said, 'OK.' And I go to someone, 'Give me one of those Cialis things that you guys are taking.' So I take it ... and she never showed up. That was a painful night."
     
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    Maybe that girl never came back because he never got out of the glam rock mascara and mall hair trend
     
  3. Blake

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    should be a good book. The Dirt was fantastic :D
     
  4. Jeff

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    I'm still trying to get past the fact that getting mothers and daughters to have sex with the same guy at the same time (and - :eek: - perhaps with one another!!! ACCCKKK!!!) was TOO EASY, so they had to try and get grandma in on the action.

    WTH???
     
  5. Blake

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    Their non-showering contest was the best.

    I guess if you had a 52 year old Grandmother, a 34 year old daughter and an 18 year old grandaughter it would be possible
     
  6. Jeff

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    Yes. Possible and disturbing.
     
  7. A-Train

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    Why do you think they called the song "Girls, Girls, Girls"?? Because there was always THREE of them...duh!!
     
  8. Dubious

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    So, I was out having a drink Friday night, and got to talking with a really hot, really attractive 50 year-old woman. (I'm 46.) We had a couple drinks, and were getting along well. After the third drink, she whispered in my ear, "Would you like to try a Mother/Daughter thing?"

    I said, "Hell yes!" and we got in my car, and drove to her house.

    We went in the front door, she dropped her keys on the entry table, and shouted upstairs, "Hey, Mom? You up?"
     
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    Oh man. I just saw this clip online of a porno shoot where two women are lead into the room blindfolded. After maybe 30 seconds of action one of them speaks, then the other girl rips her blindfold off, and yells 'MOM!?!?' and runs out the room. I think this was real too, it was pretty convincing and p*rn actresses aren't known for their acting. Furthermore, if it was fake, I'm betting the 'plot' would involve both women carrying on.

    Anyways, aren't there other stories of groupies who asked rock stars to take their daughter's virginity? I thought I saw that on one of those VH1 shows or something.
     
  10. Lady_Di

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    what has the world come to?
     
  11. Blake

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    well, this was probably 10-20 years ago.
     
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    muahahahaha.. that's funny stuff. did ya hit it?
     
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    I'm looking forward to this book. The Dirt was awesome.
     
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    you cant say something like that and not point inquiring minds to the source...for authenticity proving purposes, of course.
     
  15. Daedalus

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    a buddy of mine was at a bar knocking down some drinks by himself.

    he ends up in a conversation with a 50yr old MILF. He was not planning on hitting it until she asked if he'd "ever been in a mother-daughter threesome?"

    15 minutes later they pull into her house. Upon entering, she yells up the staircase, "Mom, are you awake? Come down here!"
     
  16. Daedalus

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    Yes. Please.
     
  17. dntrwl

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    dude, read the whole thread before you post!
     
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    sad thing is i still read it and got a chuckle :eek:
     
  20. Daedalus

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    Point taken.
     

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