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Ewings nickname?

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by wink2moochie, Aug 5, 2003.

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  1. wink2moochie

    wink2moochie Member

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    I think yao will be well coached by

    1. Gorilla?

    2. Pop Poppey Jones

    3. CharCoal Cat

    4. HEAD coach?
     
    #1 wink2moochie, Aug 5, 2003
  2. cjt123

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    Gorilla look at his nose.

    :eek: :D
     
    #2 cjt123, Aug 5, 2003
  3. mos-def

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    i hate the off season.
     
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  4. JayZ750

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    5. Hakeem's Beyootch (or was that David Robinson?)

    6. "Gold Cup" Ewing

    7. P-Ew (my personal favorite)
     
    #4 JayZ750, Aug 5, 2003
  5. cjt123

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    i was just joking
     
    #5 cjt123, Aug 5, 2003
  6. Roc Paint

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    In a couple of years you guys will be calling him Ew-Rings.

    as an assistant coach off course..
     
    #6 Roc Paint, Aug 5, 2003
  7. mikedane

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    chicken wing, after he goes one on one with yao in practice
     
    #7 mikedane, Aug 5, 2003
  8. Yao Wink

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    Seriously unacceptable, IMO. Never cool to refer to someone by their skin color. Unless they are streetballers on MTV, as in White Chocolate or Pale Rider. :confused:
     
    #8 Yao Wink, Aug 5, 2003
  9. SA Rocket

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    Is "Make Alot--Spend Alot" too long a nickname?
     
    #9 SA Rocket, Aug 5, 2003
  10. jgreen91

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    GRAPE APE, GRAPE APE...enough said!
     
    #10 jgreen91, Aug 5, 2003
  11. Likemike33

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    Pat sounds good to me ! Pat !
     
    #11 Likemike33, Aug 5, 2003
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    Assistant Coach Ewing

    Hakeem's beeotch...LOL...that would be the Mermaid.
    Ewing actually played Hakeem pretty decently. Unlike Robinson.
     
    #12 Rockets2K, Aug 5, 2003
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    It's Gold Club, but yeah, we do have Gold Cup.
     
    #13 Kam, Aug 5, 2003
  14. bejezuz

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    We had a nickname for him during the '94 championship run that isn't the most politically correct, but it fits:

    Patrick Ewing - The Missing Link

    But I think a much simpler nickname, and one that works well with his new home in Houston:

    Patrick "Lapdance" Ewing
     
    #14 bejezuz, Aug 5, 2003
  15. finalsbound

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    Yup. My personal nickname for him is now "Lappy."
     
    #15 finalsbound, Aug 5, 2003
  16. ChenZhen

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    How about Mighty Joe?
     
    #16 ChenZhen, Aug 5, 2003
  17. mikedane

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    Ewseless or less Ewsed. hopefully Ewsefull.
     
    #17 mikedane, Aug 5, 2003
  18. TheHorns

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    bejezuz has it right.

    He was known as "The Missing Link" (referring to evolution) .

    There were a number of times the Hoyas would be on the road and the opposing fans would hold up banannas when he was at the freethrow line.
     
    #18 TheHorns, Aug 5, 2003
  19. MoBalls

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    Magilla
     
    #19 MoBalls, Aug 5, 2003
  20. lovermanbuda

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    I usually calls him "monkey man".
     
    #20 lovermanbuda, Aug 6, 2003
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