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Everyone has a Super Power!

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by heypartner, Feb 19, 2007.

  1. heypartner

    heypartner Member

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    I'm told you just have to know what it is.

    My Super Power?

    I don't know when people are pissed at me.

    what is your super power?
     
  2. moestavern19

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    I destroy threads.
     
  3. Angle02

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    My super powers is something great.....oh look...a quarter.
     
  4. AstroRocket

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    Well f*ck. And here I thought you were kidding when you said you would do this in the other thread. :p



    My superpower is pretty obvious, I guess: I possess immense sexual prowess.

    Also, I can convert the sun's radiation into energy beams that I shoot from my eyes. But I hear lots of people can do that one.
     
  5. finalsbound

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    My super power is the inability to understand obvious jokes.
     
  6. Cannonball

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    I have the ability to NOT look in the 24 or Heroes thread when I haven't seen the most recent episode yet.
     
  7. macalu

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    you kinda suck at that, it seems.
     
  8. heypartner

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    do you mean he sucks at destroying threads or he sucks for destroying threads.

    i'm conflicted here

    btw: if in the midst of talking in this thread....if I piss you off...that's my super power at work.
     
  9. moestavern19

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    no, like I mean I shred clothes.
     
  10. R0ckets03

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    According to my wife, its my amazing ability to let go off some good ole gas whenever I feel like it.
     
  11. Rockets2K

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    my super power is I can tell when people are pissed at me, no matter how much of a nice face they put on

    My old super power was to kill threads, do a search for posts from me back before the video stuff, and I probably have more last posts in threads than anyone at that time.

    I also possess superhuman twister ability, but lets not get into that right now.
     
  12. heypartner

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    ok, trust me. I won't ask you to show me your twister ability at my house.
     
  13. tested911

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    And Kids thats why Mary-J is a powerful thing.. Puff Puff :D
     
  14. Rockets2K

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    thats good

    I highly doubt I would be able to anyway, that talent isnt one that gets shown to the public.

    ;)
     
  15. Jugdish

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    I can tell the quality of a movie based on its trailer. For instance, I correctly predicted that The Transporter was the greatest movie ever based on the fact that Jason Statham deflected a rocket with a serving tray--and that scene didn't even end up in the movie. And yet it was, in fact, the greatest movie ever.

    I can also throw a curveball that will hit your foot, and you'll hate it.
     
  16. DaDakota

    DaDakota Balance wins
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    Yes, I have a super power, the ability to find a great parking spot no matter where I go...

    :D

    DD
     
  17. heypartner

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    what?

    wait.

    ...hold on...
     
  18. heypartner

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    did I ever tell you that MC 900 Ft Jesus is an awesome band.
     
  19. professorjay

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    I actually have pretty good hearing.

    And I can relate everything to a Seinfeld moment. For example, George may or may not have super vision and also has the ability to find a good parking spot like DaDakota.

    And I can mouth the lines of most of Seinfeld and Newsradio while watching it.
     
  20. pradaxpimp

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    yeah nice super power.
     

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