If so which one, and how did you get it? Don't just say from ****ing. I'm sure there is a good story behind it.
Never had one.. KNOCK ON WOOD BTW, did ya'll know that you have a higher chance of getting an STD from someone on the street than from a PORNO star??
Can always count on codell for a good Seinfeld quote. Student: Okay, any other pain? Kramer: The haunting memories of lost love. Our eyes met across the crowded hat store. I, a customer, and she a coquettish haberdasher. Oh, I pursued and she withdrew, then she pursued and I withdrew, and so we danced. I burned for her, much like the burning during urination that I would experience soon afterwards. Student: Gonorrhea?!
I guess MacBeth is getting pretty desperate these days... ...and where is HIV? There has to be a few HIV positive posters just based on statistics...
Man, if you need an "all of the above" option, you've got some serious problems. What kind of lifestyle are you living???? As for me, I've only had chlamydia, syphilis, herpes, genital warts, hepatitis, and crabs. But I've never had gonorrhea!! GROSS!!!!
You need to change the wording in your poll. Most STD's are incurable, i.e. you have them for life. And crabs aren't a disease.... they're an infestation. But I'm just a picky microbiologist turned elementary teacher.
Microbiologist? i didn't think there was another biologist on this board(i'm an ecologist(not sure if this is the right translation)) never had one, and probably never will.
Yeah, it's probably statistically safer to skydive than to drive to work, but you won't see me jumping out of a plane anytime soon. The scary thing about HIV is how many people don't know they're infected.
Inflammation of the foreskin Reminds me of your smile I've had ballanital chancroids For quite a little while I gave my heart to NSU That lovely night in June I ache for you, my darling And I hope you get well soon My penile warts, your herpes My syphilitic sores Your monilial infection How I miss you more and more Your dhobi's itch, my scrumpox Our lovely gonorrhea At least we both were lying When we said that we were clear Our syphilitic kisses Sealed the secret of our tryst You gave me scrotal pustules With a quick flick of your wrist Your trichovaginitis Sent shivers down my spine I got snail tracks in my anus When your spirochetes met mine {Refrain} Gonoccocal urethritis, streptococcal ballinitis Meningo myelitis, diplococcal cephalitis Epididimitis, interstitial keratitis Syphilitic choroiditis, and antertior uveitis My clapped out genitalia Is not so bad for me As the complete and utter failure Every time I try to pee My doctor says my buboes Are the worst he's ever seen My scrotum's painted orange And my balls are turning green My heart is very tender Though my parts are awful raw You might have been infected But you never were a bore I'm dying from your love, my love I'm your spirochætal clown I've left my body to science But I'm afraid they've turned it down
