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Ever had your rectum eaten by an eel?

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  1. DonnyMost

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    DIDN'T THINK SO


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    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2954500/Chef-dies-after-feeling-eel.html?OTC-RSS

    A CHEF has died after an EEL was put up his bum.

    Shocked doctors in Sichuan, China, found the sea creature in the 59-year-old man's rectum after his death, it has been reported.

    The 50cm long Asian swamp eel was allegedly inserted into the unnamed man's bottom, after he passed out drunk, by pals playing a prank on him.

    Medics said the eel had devoured his bowels.
     
    #1 DonnyMost, Apr 30, 2010
  2. REEKO_HTOWN

    REEKO_HTOWN I'm Rich Biiiiaaatch!

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    some friends.
     
    #2 REEKO_HTOWN, Apr 30, 2010
  3. BiGGieStuFF

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    With friends like that who needs Michael's International?
     
    #3 BiGGieStuFF, Apr 30, 2010
  4. Uprising

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  5. CheezeyBoy22

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    Who knew that eels like toss salad???
     
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  6. cardpire

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    did the eel live??
     
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  7. professorjay

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    His friends must eel horrible about it.
     
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  8. Harrisment

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    Who hasn't? :confused:
     
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  9. SwoLy-D

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    Yeah, but... who are the "Chefs"? :confused:
     
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  10. The_Yoyo

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    this is bull only the japanese stuff their bums with eels not the chinese
     
    #10 The_Yoyo, Apr 30, 2010
  11. DonkeyMagic

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    squ-eel like a pig boy
     
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  12. moestavern19

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    Better an eel than an eel skin watch.
     
    #12 moestavern19, Apr 30, 2010
  13. SuperBeeKay

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    Was it an electric eel?
     
    #13 SuperBeeKay, Apr 30, 2010
  14. MadMax

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    i gave it up for Lent.
     
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  15. MadMax

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    'cause if it was, there's a whole line of jokes to pursue that starts with "SHOCKING!!!"
     
    #15 MadMax, Apr 30, 2010
  16. JuLiO-R-

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    Reminded me of this:

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  17. Surfguy

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    seriously, what do you think is going to happen if you do something like that?

    the whole collection of idiot friends should be taken out back and shot.

    i don't find that funny at all. it's just plain stupid what people do sometimes.

    who, in their right mind, would even think about doing something like that?
     
    #17 Surfguy, Apr 30, 2010
  18. The Real Shady

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    Poor eel.
     
    #18 The Real Shady, Apr 30, 2010
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    HAHAHAHAA! :D
     
    #19 rhadamanthus, Apr 30, 2010
  20. Asian Sensation

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    Soooo I guess I'm never eating unagi rolls or unagi donburi ever again. :mad:
     
    #20 Asian Sensation, Apr 30, 2010
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