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Eva Longoria is single

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by vwiggin, Oct 1, 2006.

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  1. vwiggin

    vwiggin Member

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    The page I link to is SFW, but the site as a whole is slightly R-rated.

    From What Would Tyler Durden Do?:

    A formal announcement is expected later today saying that Eva Longoira and Tony Parker, point guard for the San Antonio Spurs and her boyfriend of the past few years, are done. No reason has been given as yet, but Longoria is suspected of being less than faithful, and has been linked with Hayden Christensen and Jamie Foxx among others. And Parker just took it because he’s French. One time he threw down his beret in disgust and stormed away in his black Capri pants and striped shirt, but that was about it. Then she taught him a lesson by mooshing his croissants and he did a mime about crying. Jesus, no wonder they Spurs haven’t won in three years. :D

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    #1 vwiggin, Oct 1, 2006
  2. arkoe

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    Click around enough on that site and you could definately get in trouble at work.
     
    #2 arkoe, Oct 1, 2006
  3. Kam

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    Title is misleading.

    Tony Parker is single.


    If I was a famous celeb or whatever, I don't think I would get with Eva. I love Eva Longoria. But, she seems like trouble.
     
    #3 Kam, Oct 1, 2006
  4. vwiggin

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    Ha ha ha. Why don't we just say Eva Longoria is, um, open minded. ;)

    Here's a reminder of why Eva is worth the trouble.

    http://www.pixelbomb.com/blog/tag/eva_longoria
     
    #4 vwiggin, Oct 1, 2006
  5. hooroo

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    Her pic without any makeup would counter that and then some.
     
    #5 hooroo, Oct 1, 2006
  6. codell

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    Hayden Christiensen?????


    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
     
    #6 codell, Oct 1, 2006
  7. Faos

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    You mean like this one?

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    #7 Faos, Oct 1, 2006
  8. kwik_e_mart

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    Another testament that beauty is only skin deep
     
    #8 kwik_e_mart, Oct 1, 2006
  9. Faos

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    Parker is an NBA player. He can pull hotter women than her, maybe not with her celebrity status, but still do quite well for himself. Don't feel bad for Mr. Parker.
     
    #9 Faos, Oct 1, 2006
  10. MLittle577

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    John Amechi needs to give her some of his boobs. :p
     
    #10 MLittle577, Oct 1, 2006
  11. glad_ken

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    Also, look at his salary for the next 5 years. :eek:


    2006/2007 $9,450,000

    2007/2008 $10,500,000

    2008/2009 $11,550,000

    2009/2010 $12,600,000

    2010/2011 $13,500,000

    Chicks dig dudes with money...
     
    #11 glad_ken, Oct 1, 2006
  12. Nice Rollin

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    yeah. me and my friends saw parker and eva at fiesta texas......

    eva longoria was lookin horrible...
     
    #12 Nice Rollin, Oct 1, 2006
  13. TreP3

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    Parker is single now, eh? I guess he and Timmy can stop sneaking around the riverwalk late at night...
     
    #13 TreP3, Oct 1, 2006
  14. Aceshigh7

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    Word. She's got absolutely no t*** at all.

    I'm more of a legs and ass man anyways, but you have got to have at least a little cleavage, and she doesn't.
     
    #14 Aceshigh7, Oct 1, 2006
  15. Rocket River

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    I guess . . . trouble is ok . . . for a nite

    Rocket River
    longer than that you got issues
     
    #15 Rocket River, Oct 1, 2006
  16. AroundTheWorld

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    Agreed :D.
     
    #16 AroundTheWorld, Oct 1, 2006
  17. aussie rocket

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    can anyone honestly say they didnt see this one coming?

    for instance - the Jamie Foxx rumors! How could little French Tony Parker match up with big beefcake boy Foxx (funny b*stard too).

    that pic of Eva w/out make up sure is an eye opener. I fear that many other hotties would suffer the same fate in those circumstances.

    just keep those pics away - i dont wanna know...
     
    #17 aussie rocket, Oct 1, 2006
  18. cheshire

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    You are not wrong!

    If I was pulling in that kind of money, the possibilities are endless... ;)
     
    #18 cheshire, Oct 1, 2006
  19. J DIDDY

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    yea i suppose if anyone can compete with a rich nba player , it would have to be a rich movie star/"musician" like jamie foxx.
    i would be surprised if some average joe got her.
     
    #19 J DIDDY, Oct 2, 2006
  20. rrj_gamz

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    My master plan is working...Now if I could only get to Hollywood...hmmm...
     
    #20 rrj_gamz, Oct 2, 2006
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