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ESPN - YAO MING like MARS

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by bplld, Feb 14, 2006.

  1. bplld

    bplld Member

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    I am too lazy to give you everything, but says Yao has the consistency of TD, who is Earth, says mars is slowwer on its rotations (lol) and scientists see interesting possibilities in the future.

    Funny stuff. Ron Artest is especially funny. Nothing for TMac, but he wouldnt fit any planets. Unless yall can think of something.
     
  2. droxford

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    MARS
    Home of Yao Ming:

    The mysterious red planet has fired the imagination for centuries. Mars is a lot like Earth, but it doesn't get quite as hot and is a little slower on its rotations. Still, scientists with imagination look at Mars and see some interesting possibilities in its future.
     
  3. droxford

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    LOL! Saturn is Robert Horry - because it has the most extensive set of rings.
     
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    Really like it, very creative and entertaining, good taste/knowledge too.
     
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    yeah fun stuff :p
     
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    hahaa good stuff. anyway how many rings does horry hv?
     
  7. AstroRocket

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    Hehe. Rasheed is Uranus.
     
  8. oldgunrules

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    Hmm let's see, 2(rox)+3(LAL)+1(SAS) = 6 rings that is. He was never the main guy on any of these teams but contributed critical plays on each and every championship run. Get this, he is still holding the NBA playoff record for most 3 points made(7) in a game without a miss. Definitely one of the most clutch players in my book.
     
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    Heh! Good stuff, I can't believe ESPN actually came up with it. What's next, they will actually force their writers to watch games before they comment on them?
     
  10. KALIKULI

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    Yao Ming should be the red hot SUN! The way i see it. :mad:
    Because he is hot coming the mid-season. Rocks is going to playoffs! :D
     
  11. shaggylambda

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    2 with the rockets
    3 with the lakers
    and 2 with the spurs i think
     
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    Yao is from Mars

    The best is Rasheed Wallace is from Uranus, too funny.
     
  13. codell

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    would that make Thomas Hamilton from Jupiter and Robert Horry from Saturn?
     
  14. RocketForever

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    What about Sam Cassell?
     
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    URANUS??? :D
     
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    Kobe should have been Uranus, but it's less of what he is, and more where he wants to go.
     
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    Sam is just an E.T. :D
     

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