LINK I am too lazy to give you everything, but says Yao has the consistency of TD, who is Earth, says mars is slowwer on its rotations (lol) and scientists see interesting possibilities in the future. Funny stuff. Ron Artest is especially funny. Nothing for TMac, but he wouldnt fit any planets. Unless yall can think of something.
MARS Home of Yao Ming: The mysterious red planet has fired the imagination for centuries. Mars is a lot like Earth, but it doesn't get quite as hot and is a little slower on its rotations. Still, scientists with imagination look at Mars and see some interesting possibilities in its future.
Hmm let's see, 2(rox)+3(LAL)+1(SAS) = 6 rings that is. He was never the main guy on any of these teams but contributed critical plays on each and every championship run. Get this, he is still holding the NBA playoff record for most 3 points made(7) in a game without a miss. Definitely one of the most clutch players in my book.
Heh! Good stuff, I can't believe ESPN actually came up with it. What's next, they will actually force their writers to watch games before they comment on them?
Yao Ming should be the red hot SUN! The way i see it. Because he is hot coming the mid-season. Rocks is going to playoffs!