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ESPN Schaap Interview with Tyson

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Castor27, Feb 22, 2003.

  1. Castor27

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    Anyone else see the Jeremy Schaap interview on Sportscenter. It was kinda funny. He caught Tyson after his press conference and asked some decent enough questions. Tyson on the other hand gave some pretty funny (unintendedly so IMO) answers.

    JS) Why did you decide to fight?

    MT) I guess I wasn't as sick as I thought I was. I mean I had Bronchitis but I have had that a lot. I was born with it(said like it was a chronic disease)

    JS) There were some reports saying you had been out partyin gin Vegas and not really sick. Are those true?

    MT) No they aren't I wasn't out partying. I went to a strip club.

    JS) You went to a strip club?

    MT) Yeah I go there sometimes and give the dancers a lap dance.

    JS) You gave a Lap dance.(making sure he heard correctly or Mike hadn't misspoke)

    MT) Yeah I do that sometimes.


    Schaap was so straight faced the whole time. I was dying. He never once even cracked a smile while asking those questions or listening to the answers. I was rolling around my living room listening to it. Pure comedy.
     
  2. Behad

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    That about sums it up for me, C27
     
  3. robbie380

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    me and my friends were dying watching that interview. i came up with the idea that i think it would be a great if Fox signed Tyson for like a 30 to 60 minute interview every week or month and just broadcast that. i mean millions of people would watch just to see Tyson talk. what do yall think?
     
  4. francis 4 prez

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    it wouldn't even have to be original material. just each week show a 30 minute montage of all of his greatest work (adding new stuff as appropriate). you could probably get about 2 shows from that and then just loop those over and over. i'd tune in.
     
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    Tyson should do stand up comedy he is as ****ed up or even more ****ed up than Richard Pryor that in articulating his craziness he can only be so ****ing funny.
     
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    "I wish you guys had children so I could kick them in the (not a nice word) head or stomp on their testicles so you could feel my pain because that's the pain I have waking up every day." -Mike Tyson
     
  7. Oski2005

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    Richard Pryor was not crazy like Tyson. That's not even close. Pryor may have don drugs, but we was no psycho.
     
  8. Smokey

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    Tyson is a timebomb. If Schaap wasn't straight faced, Tyson probably would have swung at him. Tyson went to a strip club to give lap dances. Tyson broke his spinal cord :D The Osbournes are so 2002. Lets give Tyson a show. Yeah! :p
     
  9. drapg

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    No, Tyson told Schapp that he really respected his father, and thus respects Jeremy as well. Dick Schapp was one of the best of our time.
     

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