ESPN Page 2 funnies

vlaurelio · Jul 20, 2005

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=neel/050719

These are my favorites

• Isiah Thomas nabs Jerome James.

Here's my theory: Just before the Sonics play the Spurs in the second round of the playoffs, James' agent comes to him and says, "Listen, if you can put together two, three decent games against the limping Duncan, I'm pretty sure Isiah will bite. It doesn't have to be much, really, and you don't have to sustain it. Just enough to make him think he sees something, you know what I'm saying?"

The Unintended Consequence: The Malik Rose deal looks like pure genius by comparison.

• And there are 42 million reasons Cuttino Mobley's a Clipper.

Almost certainly none of which include, "he wants to be part of a winning program" and "he's really looking forward to passing the ball in to Elton Brand."

And as for the Unintended Consequence, who are we kidding? Someone's actually chosen to be a Clipper? Except for Frankie Muniz, this hasn't happened since Joltin' Joe roamed center field at the Stadium. Consequences? I'd say look out for locusts, floods, frogs falling from the sky, maybe a rider on a red horse.
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