[Escaped Killer] How come nobody is talking about this...?

This would make a good Bud Light commercial.

 

3 members of the German anti death penalty group ALIVE are wanted as "persons of interest".

I went to their website and they indeed were in Texas this past week.

 

Well, I guess there is a social benefit to drinking afterall.

 

The next "Real Man of Genius"

"Here's to you, Mr. Convicted killer that got caught while drunk at the payphone booth"

dude in the background "Way to get caught, dumbass" or something, yea i suck at this

 

AP- Stand-up comedian conjures up clever plot to nab convicted killer.

"I bought him a beer and basically talked murder and escape to him" says the 40 year old Hack, "We got drunk and pretended we were our favorite actors, I was Cleavon Little in Fletch Lives he was Colin Ferrell in Phonebooth." The comic went on to add, "I gave him a quarter and called the police, I'm no hero, I just did what anyone else would do in that situation".