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Enzyte, Extenze etc.

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by bratna8, May 25, 2009.

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  1. bratna8

    bratna8 Member

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    Do these actually work?

    Are there any significant side-effects? If there aren't any, then it wouldn't hurt to try it :D

    Anyone who have try these please share your experience.......these commercials are all over the place.
     
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    oh so you're trying to compensate...
     
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    this guy keeps swearing by it

    his face seems trust worthy
     
  5. No Worries

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    Are they scams? Gee, dunno.

    Enzyte company credit card fraud trial begins: ‘Male enhancement’ pill orderers allegedly had accounts repeatedly charged

    Who's Smiling Now? Enzyte Scammer Gets 25 Years In Prison

    Why would anyone try a pill pushed by Ron Jeremy, when there's actually peer-reviewed, non-placebo medicines that already accomplish what they can only promise? Why buy from a snake oil salesman, when there's actual penicillin? Man up and get a prescription for Viagra, if you need one.
     
  7. Cannonball

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    I'm still trying to figure out what "that certain part of the male body" is. I'm smart so I can tell they're talking in code. But it's a code I can't crack. Why must they disguise it so effectively?
     
  8. aghast

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    From the second link, above. So yeah, everyone should probably buy some of that as soon as possible. Use your mom's credit card, too.
     
  9. Medicine N Music

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    Because Viagra does not do the same thing that Enzyte claims to do. Viagra helps you get an erection, but does not claim to make your penis longer.
     
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    WOW this will be classic
     
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    Extenze made my schlong huge.
     
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    just take tribulus terrestris. that is the main ingredient in those pills. tt does have proven testosterone boosting effects.
     
  13. Cannonball

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    I like how the testimonials in the commercials always have guys outside on the street. As if they were able to walk down Hollywood Boulevard and find random guys that 1)actually used the product and 2)were willing to admit to it on camera. I can just imagine the interviewer with a camera crew in tow randomly asking guys if they took dong pills. And I love how, as if by magic, all the guys give the same exact answer. "What can I say? It got bigger."
     
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    Tribulus Terrestris

    It is now being promoted as a booster for the purpose of increasing sex drive. Its use for this purpose originated in Eastern Europe in the 1970s. It was popularized in America by 1970's strong-man Jeffrey Petermann. Independent studies have suggested that Tribulus terrestris extract slightly increases hormone levels, though leaving them in the normal range.
     
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    I've no idea about the "extense" stuff, etc.

    But my friends found it funny that the night before my ex was heading to Australia for a month, I decided to try the Viagra pill. Right when we head to bed, she says "can we wait until the morning? I'm too tired..."

    Worst. Night. Ever.
     
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    I got an unopened bottle of Enzyte. It showed up one day in a brown envelope. I opened it and I was like wtffff. I just tossed it in a box and never tried it. I'm sure its expired by now, but if not, anyone is welcome to have it and give it a shot. My penis is big enough so I don't need it haha. :cool:
     
  17. Mr. Brightside

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    I don't see an downside. With a bigger wang you would have 10x more confidence. I mean you would start climbing mountains, running with the lions and picking up supermodel chicks. Do you really want to be tinywang?
     
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    My bud Don used to shot some stuff in his pecker that made him go shwing! I don't know what it was thou haha
     
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    ....oh sweet lord.
     
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    Sounds like something from FML.
     

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